A company, feeling that it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO, and the new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities the CEO notices a lad leaning against a wall, the room is full of workers and he wants to let them know that he means business, so he walks up to the lad and asks “How much money do you make per week ?” Undaunted, the young lad looks at him and replies “About £300.00.”
The CEO hands the guy £300 in cash and loudly says “Here’s a week’s pay, now GET OUT.”
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks ”Does anyone want to tell me what that lad did here ?”
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters ”Pizza delivery lad”
On a tour of the facilities the CEO notices a lad leaning against a wall, the room is full of workers and he wants to let them know that he means business, so he walks up to the lad and asks “How much money do you make per week ?” Undaunted, the young lad looks at him and replies “About £300.00.”
The CEO hands the guy £300 in cash and loudly says “Here’s a week’s pay, now GET OUT.”
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks ”Does anyone want to tell me what that lad did here ?”
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters ”Pizza delivery lad”
