If you are walking in bear country it's advisable to carry pepper spray and wear a string of bells around your neck. The bells give the bears warning that you're around and mostly they will get out of your way. The pepper spray is for when they don't. It's also very important to know what kind of bears are around, because the action you need to take depends on the bear species. The way to tell is to examine the bear droppings you come across. Brown bear droppings are generally wide and round, they contain grasses and smell quite sweet. Grizzly bear droppings are much taller and conical-shaped, they contain bells and smell of pepper.
That's strange i know it's a joke, that's why it's on the joke thread, and not the Olofs political thread
Got stopped in the street by a funeral plan company saying if I signed up today for the gold plan I could pick whichever coffin I liked... I said 'that's the last thing I need'
