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Just looked out to see what the weather's like and saw these three lost sheep ...
... to be fair it is time to think about cutting things back
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I feel a bit daft posting this but what the hell.
After a long day on trains and metros the first glass of wine or beer becomes a critical part of the day, especially if I have to drive from the train station to home as I can only have one pint, two at a push. I have a lovely Poretti glass I have 'on loan' from the bar at Newcastle Central Station which perfectly doubles up as a wine or beer glass ...
... before I leave the house I fill it with water and put it in the bottom of the fridge so it's chilled when I'm home.
If I pour a beer it never froths up and whatever I have is perfectly cold
('Please note, you must always empty the water from the glass before pouring your drink!')
More tips like this can be found on my Vlog 'Alcohol and how to get the most from it'.
After a long day on trains and metros the first glass of wine or beer becomes a critical part of the day, especially if I have to drive from the train station to home as I can only have one pint, two at a push. I have a lovely Poretti glass I have 'on loan' from the bar at Newcastle Central Station which perfectly doubles up as a wine or beer glass ...
... before I leave the house I fill it with water and put it in the bottom of the fridge so it's chilled when I'm home.
If I pour a beer it never froths up and whatever I have is perfectly cold
('Please note, you must always empty the water from the glass before pouring your drink!')
More tips like this can be found on my Vlog 'Alcohol and how to get the most from it'.
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Throw an egg at a demo and you get 2-3 years.
Download images of 7 year olds being abused . . . . "get yourself off home and be a good boy."
What a ****ed up judicial system we've got
Download images of 7 year olds being abused . . . . "get yourself off home and be a good boy."
What a ****ed up judicial system we've got
…… but he was ever so sorry . Oh , but then so were the rioters . The difference then ? Rich and a famous nameThrow an egg at a demo and you get 2-3 years.
Download images of 7 year olds being abused . . . . "get yourself off home and be a good boy."
What a ****ed up judicial system we've got
On another law related thing. This kind of story is becoming so common now. Whatever happened to standards and integrity? I personally find it embarrassing as I hold myself to high standards as a cop and in my personal life as do the vast majority of my colleagues in the UK and here.
https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/wo...onship-with-rookie-caitlin-howarth-c-16108996
https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/wo...onship-with-rookie-caitlin-howarth-c-16108996
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Brilliant, we were blessed ...
... now we're cursed.
Most didn't realise then and most don't realise now.
True mate, we could have a beached whale now and no one would know which one to rescue
True mate, we could have a beached whale now and no one would know which one to rescue
'Does this swimsuit make me look fat?'
'No, you're just fat'.
'But being fat is beautiful in it's own way isn't it?'
'No'.
'That's a hate crime, I have a medical condition'.
'No, you're just fat.'
'F*ck off ya skinny c*nt'.
'I have a medical condition '
'Called gluttony '
'I'm on the sea food diet'
'yes see food and eat it'
' you honestly need to move your fingers whilst eating that burger'
My closest friend in France, was a bodybuilder, who was 'Mr South of France' and very fit.
When we worked together endless people would come to him and say,
'Paul, I need to lose weight, what advice can you give me?'
He's was a lovely kind man but would always reply,
'Go to your local library and take out a book about the Holocaust, look at the photos of the camps and count how many fat f*ckers there are. Now go away, get off to the restaurant like you always do and fill your face.'
Was my birthday last Thursday, and one of my sons came up today and had got me this....
This thing is massive, I've put a can of Guinness (0.0) next to it for scale.
698 parts, 91cm long and 55cm high. I don't think I'll be knocking this one up in a couple of weeks.
The nights are drawing in now, this should keep me occupied for a while.
This thing is massive, I've put a can of Guinness (0.0) next to it for scale.
698 parts, 91cm long and 55cm high. I don't think I'll be knocking this one up in a couple of weeks.
The nights are drawing in now, this should keep me occupied for a while.
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I’m now doing a tribute show and will be doing this as Jon Bon Jovi in 2025. Debuted on Friday and loved it
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The last time I was at the beach the lifeguard asked me to leave so that the tide could come inTrue mate, we could have a beached whale now and no one would know which one to rescue
They knock out some nice custom made trainers these lot.....
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Very good mate. Give me another 20 years on my guitar and I might be half way there (see what I did…).
Aye still practicing mate but I’ll get therewhy lad, you telt us you could play and sing ffs...
So sad that this stuff is still going on 
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