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[beardface]

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My old flat would've probably been better if we'd had some girls instead of just five lads.

So envious.. one of my housemates is such a clean freak, I'm running round the ****ing house with a hoover every other week so I don't get punched.

By the way Beardface you would be more than welcome on this site, I know yellowdazzla and three years ago he was plugging for people to join on facebook and would still like to see more people join the site.

http://www.footballbanter247.co.uk/forum//index.php?

I gave it a look mate, wasn't visually appealing enough for me truth be told. Hoping everything will have died down here now too.

 

[skalpel]

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My old flat would've probably been better if we'd had some girls instead of just five lads.

 

[Paco Montoya]

Thats why I didnt want to join another forum.. we'd be the newbies and not in the cool clique.

All the time I spent getting to 1,000 posts. Would be gone...

 

[AH]

Thats why I didnt want to join another forum.. we'd be the newbies and not in the cool clique.



The advert is horrific, the actual programme sounds even worse. Cant even put my headphones in and block the sound out, because for some reason my laptop refuses to recognise them. The missus has got a new swanky job and has been talking about splashing out this christmas. Dont think she realises my present for her is going to be two dvds from the "2 for £10" HMV offer.. one of them being The Dark Knight because I want it..

I would have 3 due in, but one of the lecturers cocked things up and wants to change the coursework, so now I have until January to finish that one. Otherwise there would be no way I could finish 3 essays in the space of 10 days

****in' hell man, it's all going wrong for ya then, laptop wise Aye, apparently I've got like 5 or 6 presents **** knows what I'm going to do. Borrow borrow borrow it seems Or I could just split up with her before xmas, then this present thing wouldn't be an issue

And ouch, that'd be harsh haha. Got a fair few due in after christmas, don't wanna think about them now though!!

 

[biggeordiedave]

So envious.. one of my housemates is such a clean freak, I'm running round the ****ing house with a hoover every other week so I don't get punched.

Envious?! We took the bin bags out one night and my mate was being a **** so I threw it at him and, no joking, a rat the size of a Jack Russell ran out. He had a distinctive smell that went away for a while but returned after a few days, so we nicknamed him 'Stinky'. Being vegetarian, I refused to harm any of the mice, but my flatmate had six confirmed kills. Including one that he chucked out of the window and one he stood on and you could actually see its liver.

It was a lovely flat.

 

[AH]

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My old flat would've probably been better if we'd had some girls instead of just five lads.

Pretty much what our kitchen was like in my house last year It got to the point where we just decided we didn't have a kitchen anymore!

 

[AH]

I gave it a look mate, wasn't visually appealing enough for me truth be told. Hoping everything will have died down here now too.

Aye, I've signed up just to cover my back, but I'd much rather stay here. We'll be fine!

 

[skalpel]

Wait.. did I just read somewhere that Secret Ingredient quit? He was a good laugh, that's a damn shame.

 

[biggeordiedave]

Pretty much what our kitchen was like in my house last year It got to the point where we just decided we didn't have a kitchen anymore!

Our biggest problem was that we had so much crockery and pots and pans. If the pile got too big, we went out and bought more . We had about eight frying pans at one stage. Frying pan baseball was good. As was 'knife in the roof game'.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Pretty much what our kitchen was like in my house last year It got to the point where we just decided we didn't have a kitchen anymore!

Wash up when there's no crockery or cutlery left?

 

[beardface]

****in' hell man, it's all going wrong for ya then, laptop wise Aye, apparently I've got like 5 or 6 presents **** knows what I'm going to do. Borrow borrow borrow it seems Or I could just split up with her before xmas, then this present thing wouldn't be an issue

And ouch, that'd be harsh haha. Got a fair few due in after christmas, don't wanna think about them now though!!

I could go on and on about the problems with my laptop, its well and truly ****ed. 5 or 6? ****ing hell.. I've got her birthday coming up before Christmas too, she keeps hinting at things she wants.. . Also her mothers on about getting me something, which makes me feel maybe I should get her something?! **** knows. I'd better start getting more hours at work, I think you better start whoring yourself out if you've only got a tenner to your name

Envious?! We took the bin bags out one night and my mate was being a **** so I threw it at him and, no joking, a rat the size of a Jack Russell ran out. He had a distinctive smell that went away for a while but returned after a few days, so we nicknamed him 'Stinky'. Being vegetarian, I refused to harm any of the mice, but my flatmate had six confirmed kills. Including one that he chucked out of the window and one he stood on and you could actually see its liver.

It was a lovely flat.

Ok, maybe I got a bit carried away saying I was envious, I just wish I could leave my plate on the side for a couple of hours before having to wash it up

 

[Amnesiac]

Wait.. did I just read somewhere that Secret Ingredient quit? He was a good laugh, that's a damn shame.

Yeah, might message him on Twitter saying where we're signing up.

EDIT: Infact I just did

 

[AH]

Our biggest problem was that we had so much crockery and pots and pans. If the pile got too big, we went out and bought more . We had about eight frying pans at one stage. Frying pan baseball was good. As was 'knife in the roof game'.

Wash up when there's no crockery or cutlery left?

You think washing pots would be the easiest thing to do in a time like that.. but it's difficult when you just can't be bothered and everything's stained on and there's no washing up liquid/clean cloths! I butter bread with spoons quite a lot.

I could go on and on about the problems with my laptop, its well and truly ****ed. 5 or 6? ****ing hell.. I've got her birthday coming up before Christmas too, she keeps hinting at things she wants.. . Also her mothers on about getting me something, which makes me feel maybe I should get her something?! **** knows. I'd better start getting more hours at work, I think you better start whoring yourself out if you've only got a tenner to your name

Yeah I'm definitely needing a new laptop. What you got? Mine's a Dell, ****s up quite a lot And yeah man, she's bought me quite a lot this year apparently ha. doesn't make me feel brilliant! Probably should get a job, eh.. Hopefully my mum can lend me a bit the tenner won't last for much longer, not with my habits anyway. i'm already having to borrow for rent. bill time too, soon. not looking good

and my girlfriend's mum always buys me things! i've had to buy her things too. only a couple of quid though, nothing too drastic

 

[skalpel]

Yeah, might message him on Twitter saying where we're signing up.

EDIT: Infact I just did

Tell him to get back on here instead, I don't see any problems here since I came on tonight anyway.

 

[Amnesiac]

Tell him to get back on here instead, I don't see any problems here since I came on tonight anyway.

I added Not606 has been sorted for the short term anyway

 

[Agent Bruce]

Acid-Hippo

You think washing pots would be the easiest thing to do in a time like that.. but it's difficult when you just can't be bothered and everything's stained on and there's no washing up liquid/clean cloths! I butter bread with spoons quite a lot.
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Should just use your finger, easier to wash afterwards.

 

[skalpel]

I added Not606 has been sorted for the short term anyway

Can you PM me his twitter? Wouldn't want to lose contact with him.

 

[Voluptuous Vuckic]

Acid-Hippo

You think washing pots would be the easiest thing to do in a time like that.. but it's difficult when you just can't be bothered and everything's stained on and there's no washing up liquid/clean cloths! I butter bread with spoons quite a lot.
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Should just use your finger, easier to wash afterwards.

Well giving his reputation on here, I'm not so sure his housemates would agree with that

 

[AH]

Acid-Hippo

You think washing pots would be the easiest thing to do in a time like that.. but it's difficult when you just can't be bothered and everything's stained on and there's no washing up liquid/clean cloths! I butter bread with spoons quite a lot.
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Should just use your finger, easier to wash afterwards.

But that's dirty

We've been better with the new house this year anyway. Much nicer house. And I LIKE tidying up because at the end of it the house is clean and makes me happy

 

[beardface]

Wait.. did I just read somewhere that Secret Ingredient quit? He was a good laugh, that's a damn shame.

I think he has... but at least I'll beat him in the Prediction League now. Silver lining

Yeah I'm definitely needing a new laptop. What you got? Mine's a Dell, ****s up quite a lot And yeah man, she's bought me quite a lot this year apparently ha. doesn't make me feel brilliant! Probably should get a job, eh.. Hopefully my mum can lend me a bit the tenner won't last for much longer, not with my habits anyway. i'm already having to borrow for rent. bill time too, soon. not looking good

and my girlfriend's mum always buys me things! i've had to buy her things too. only a couple of quid though, nothing too drastic

I have a Compaq, I suggest you don't follow suit Usually me and the girlfriend just do little nothing major presents, now she actually has money she thinks I do too, the bitch! You must have ridiculous spending habits if you've ended up with just a tenner, I've still got a fair amount of my student loan going . My landlords pretty lenient with rent payings, so that probably helps. He's pretty laid back fortunately. Pretty sure I underpaid last year.

Maybe I'll get her mum the other half of the "2 for £10" dvd offer..