So envious.. one of my housemates is such a clean freak, I'm running round the ****ing house with a hoover every other week so I don't get punched. I gave it a look mate, wasn't visually appealing enough for me truth be told. Hoping everything will have died down here now too.
****in' hell man, it's all going wrong for ya then, laptop wise Aye, apparently I've got like 5 or 6 presents **** knows what I'm going to do. Borrow borrow borrow it seems Or I could just split up with her before xmas, then this present thing wouldn't be an issue And ouch, that'd be harsh haha. Got a fair few due in after christmas, don't wanna think about them now though!!
Envious?! We took the bin bags out one night and my mate was being a **** so I threw it at him and, no joking, a rat the size of a Jack Russell ran out. He had a distinctive smell that went away for a while but returned after a few days, so we nicknamed him 'Stinky'. Being vegetarian, I refused to harm any of the mice, but my flatmate had six confirmed kills. Including one that he chucked out of the window and one he stood on and you could actually see its liver. It was a lovely flat.
Pretty much what our kitchen was like in my house last year It got to the point where we just decided we didn't have a kitchen anymore!
Wait.. did I just read somewhere that Secret Ingredient quit? He was a good laugh, that's a damn shame.
Our biggest problem was that we had so much crockery and pots and pans. If the pile got too big, we went out and bought more . We had about eight frying pans at one stage. Frying pan baseball was good. As was 'knife in the roof game'.
I could go on and on about the problems with my laptop, its well and truly ****ed. 5 or 6? ****ing hell.. I've got her birthday coming up before Christmas too, she keeps hinting at things she wants.. . Also her mothers on about getting me something, which makes me feel maybe I should get her something?! **** knows. I'd better start getting more hours at work, I think you better start whoring yourself out if you've only got a tenner to your name Ok, maybe I got a bit carried away saying I was envious, I just wish I could leave my plate on the side for a couple of hours before having to wash it up
You think washing pots would be the easiest thing to do in a time like that.. but it's difficult when you just can't be bothered and everything's stained on and there's no washing up liquid/clean cloths! I butter bread with spoons quite a lot. Yeah I'm definitely needing a new laptop. What you got? Mine's a Dell, ****s up quite a lot And yeah man, she's bought me quite a lot this year apparently ha. doesn't make me feel brilliant! Probably should get a job, eh.. Hopefully my mum can lend me a bit the tenner won't last for much longer, not with my habits anyway. i'm already having to borrow for rent. bill time too, soon. not looking good and my girlfriend's mum always buys me things! i've had to buy her things too. only a couple of quid though, nothing too drastic
Acid-Hippo You think washing pots would be the easiest thing to do in a time like that.. but it's difficult when you just can't be bothered and everything's stained on and there's no washing up liquid/clean cloths! I butter bread with spoons quite a lot. ______________________________________ Should just use your finger, easier to wash afterwards.
But that's dirty We've been better with the new house this year anyway. Much nicer house. And I LIKE tidying up because at the end of it the house is clean and makes me happy
I think he has... but at least I'll beat him in the Prediction League now. Silver lining I have a Compaq, I suggest you don't follow suit Usually me and the girlfriend just do little nothing major presents, now she actually has money she thinks I do too, the bitch! You must have ridiculous spending habits if you've ended up with just a tenner, I've still got a fair amount of my student loan going . My landlords pretty lenient with rent payings, so that probably helps. He's pretty laid back fortunately. Pretty sure I underpaid last year. Maybe I'll get her mum the other half of the "2 for £10" dvd offer..
