HOW'S ARNE'S SLOT DOING

I can already tell you've never been.

You'd not be acting like shutting down any commentary is a good thing

 

You should be more anxious he's a fan of grays anatomy.

 

Slot better be good. He's the last chance fat bald bastards have. The Messiah of fat bald bastards, he's here to lift them up out of the muck and the mire... If he fails, there's no hope for them.

 

Pep ..?

 

He only fits 2 of the criteria (he's not fat).

I couldn't help noticing that Liverpool, Everton, utd and city (all four North West clubs) will have bald managers .... varying degrees of fatness and the other thing...

 

Fashionable, our guy lacks facial hair though

 

Bald AND bearded... I would have to support someone else.

 

I think managers should start getting evil eyebrow shapes as well as evil goatees and look like super villians.

 

"How much do you want for that player?"

"ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"

"Ooh that's pretty cheap! Yeah, we'll buy him."

 

Arne's slot is on the side of his face!!!!

Who knew.

 

I tell you what, it's hard googling for information on our new manager starting with 'slot', I will have to go with 'arne' instead (and straight away predictive text changes it to 'aren't')

 

I Don't like baldys so we're gonna need to chip in for a scouse perm wig for arne

 

Let us know when you find him

 

#baldist

 

Just looked at the club's official YouTube channel announcing the men's and women's goal of the season and the first comment says "where is Arne Slot" - not just me then

(Macallister v Fulham)

 

Maybe Slot isn't real, he's just AI generated. Makes sense since no one had heard of him before we signed him. He's completely invented. FSG decided the ultimate way to run a moneyball club is to let AI run it.

Eventually they're going to have to find some chubby bald dude to step in and pretended to be slot. They can't rely on fake AI generated images and videos forever.

A.S. Arnand Slot but also the initials for "Artificial Sentience"

 

Seen quite a few tic-tocs asking where he is.

I don't mind, just assume he's busy sorting more important issues first

 

Prob just on holiday like every other person that isn’t involved in internationals.

Funny klopp says he’s leaving cos he’s burnt out and needs a rest…. Yet people want slot to finish at Feyenord and immediately be at Liverpool doing stuff (not sure what given no players are there). Managers need a rest, if we hadn’t changed manager klopp would be off on his holidays atm so not sure why the fuss that slot is doing the same.

 

Working on lots of ins and outs no doubt