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Election 2024

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jan 18, 2024.

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How are Labour doing after their first month in charge?

  1. Excellent, Keir is my hero

    47.1%
  2. Ok ish

    11.8%
  3. It's been like a month of Sucky on weed

    23.5%
  4. BobbyD for Prime Minister

    11.8%
  5. Love not Hate

    5.9%
  6. Duggie wants his Winter Fuel Allowance back

    47.1%
  7. brb is **** at polls

    23.5%
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  1. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    The Wenger bus is coming
    And all the kids are running
    From London to Manchester
    Cos he’s a child molester
     
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    Declans bird is mingin
    From all the greggs shes binging
    Arteta's never winning
    Declans ladys singing
     
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    Harsh but fair.
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Jurgen's done a bunk
    Sucky's high on skunk
    Pool sign Lewis Dunk
    Slot will soon be sunk
     
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  6. Star of David Bardsley

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    No one is topping that, Fosse. Nice one.
     
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    Only Got a like for bringing back the word skunk from 1998.

    The rest was **** one syllable Cbeebies stuff
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I used to work in a school which was about 300 yrs old. It was in a deprived run down area and falling to bits, and I mean that literally, parts of it were genuinely dangerous, so we applied for a grant. When the final allocations came out we were declined but two of the local grammar schools which I was familiar with and had no pressing concerns received about 300k each.
     
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  10. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Spent hours helping my mum fill out the forms to claim Mobility Allowance. She’s always moaning about my cousin who’s on Sickness Benefit, or whatever it’s called now.
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I do like Ed Davey's approach to this GE <laugh>



    I don't think they're taking it seriously at all. They've just decided to have a laugh.
     
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  12. brb

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    I saw that on tv earlier, I didn't have the sound up, but psmsl just watching it happen. Visually best one of the campaign so far.
     
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    They're on a jolly! Just one wind up after another. I'm looking forward to the next one <laugh>
     
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    Yeah will admit I'm enjoying the LibDem antics. Funniest lot.
     
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  15. Solid Air 2

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    well Mobility Allowance got renamed as Disability Living Allowance (Mobility component) under John Major and sickness benefit , for reasons beyond me , is called Employment Support Allowance ,
    Would assume your Mum is too old to claim DLA tbh
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Mexico's election has become its bloodiest in modern history after the number of assassinated candidates reached 37 before today's vote.

    Then the woman won.

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    Think it’s called Attendance Allowance. Because she needs help from carers to get herself up and dressed in the morning
     
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  18. brb

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    Although I think it missed the real question - why the fook is Grant Shapps phoning a sky reporter?
     
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    yep that makes sense iirc the mobility allowance can't be claimed after age 65
     
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  20. Star of David Bardsley

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    Probably trying to flog him double glazing or something.
     
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