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  1. kiwiqpr

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    I went into a book shop the other day and saw a book titled How to Solve 50% of Your Problems, so I bought two.
     
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    Should have just read it twice <whistle>
     
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    No, that would only solve 25% of his problems.
     
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    There are three types of people in this world; those that can count and those that can't!
     
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    Solves half your problems. If you read it again, it would only solve half of them. Half a half is a quarter!
     
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    ^^^^ yank logic

    You probably think a 1/4 pounder is bigger than a 1/3 pounder too <whistle>
     
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    No, I would say you cannot determine the size based on the weight because they are two different measurements. :bandit:

    1/4lb of fat would be larger than 1/3lb of lean protein.
     
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    With Facebook being down last night, I thought I'd have a bit of a chat with the missus. I was surprised to find out that she no longer works in Woolworths.
     
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    Whoever can tell me how to switch off "auto correct" will have my external Gertrude !!
     
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