You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: howdy Stranger: Hiya Stranger: Asl? You: Hair pie or balls across the nose? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Shortest conversatino ever!
Might have to try some zoophilia later. But at the moment being part of the FBI Cyber Marine Division is way to much fun
'My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.' Brilliant!