Haven't been able to do anything today for continually pishing myself
Bart
FREE ENTRY INTO SDA
Brought to you by the Seventh-day Adventist Church in association with our Lord, Mike Ashley.
Haven't been able to do anything today for continually pishing myself
Bart
FREE ENTRY INTO SDA
Brought to you by the Seventh-day Adventist Church in association with our Lord, Mike Ashley.









I'm cracking up!!!
Sid James will be turning in his grave
Bart

Agent Ashley is doing us proud!
Phase 1....Lose the name, St James' Park.
Phase 2....Lose the name, Newcastle United.
Phase 3....Change the name to Sportsdirect Arena Football Club.
Mission Accomplished![]()
The Ashley Sports Direct Arena
It will be known as ASDA from now on. Lol


The Ashley Sports Direct Arena
It will be known as ASDA from now on. Lol
First of all, sports direct isn't one word. secondly, how is it mission accomplished when you are only at phase 1?
I could easily just say, well done agent bruce:
Phase 1 : make sunderland **** in all derbies so we get bragging rights
Phase 2 : waste loads of sunderlands money on **** players
Phase 3 : make sunderland ****e and in the bottom half of the table with less points than games played.
Now THAT is mission accomplished