Bet he used to love all those kids hanging outside the front door, no other ****er ever went in there But seriously, are you Asian then?
Been to belfast a couple of times on the piss. A good friend of mine lived in holy wood, god bless is soul. Managed to get lost in east belfast which was fun!
No - my Uncle died back around 2005 and he had sold the shop a few years before that and retired - he was a bit of a local legend - heart of gold and all that
Live next door to Earl Shilton - it aint that bad if you move quickly. Visited Belfast a number of times and have to say it was very friendly where I went.
Isn't Portsmouth supposed to be nice? It's that other place near, what's it called?...Southampton! That's supposed to be a dump. Or so the Portsmouth fans say.
I can make all your arguments invalid, because I used to live in Barnsley. A tiny town full of backwards people. Had some great nights there though, but that was more to do with the company that the place.
Had a bit of a whirlwind romance with a girl from Wath-Upon-Dearne (somewhere in between Barnsley and Rotherham for those that don't know) when I was younger - went to stay with her for a week. They speak a very different language there. Was out in a pub with her and another girl when some local came in and said to the other girl (if memory serves): "Areeet, 'ow a'thee an' ow's tha biggun?" - in seeing my incredulous expression - my girl translated - "he's just asked her how she is and how her brother is" .... really enjoyed that 'summer of love' but the relationship was ultimately doomed due to to the language barrier.
