Way too gassy after two mate, taste better than the **** when it first came out but get blown up too much. I have coffee now, sorry to all those who have had to wait while some twat gets a coffee brewed.
He needs to worry. So were Hitler and Himmler, Trump, Corbyn and Benn. Not a good advertisement for its benefits.
Actually, apart from his long hair, he has a look of Himmler! The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
Every single time I see his name I can hear in my ear a silly bint from Radio H*berside , from when he was with us,attempting his name, Rose na wah was her repeated attempts. The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
What Burnsy actually said was… ‘Like watching living history. At times spellbinding, at times slightly ploddy. At everytime a legend’. Dylan famously doesn’t play his classics at his gigs, he always plays his most recent stuff, I thought it was common knowledge. It was excellent by the way.
THE IRISH PROSTITUTE An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily. 'Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother through?' The girl, crying, replied, Dad... I became a prostitute.' 'Ye what!? Get out a here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.' 'OK, Dad... as ye wish. I only came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion, plus a 5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club ... (takes a breath) ... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera.' 'What was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. Girl, crying again, 'A prostitute, Daddy!.' 'Oh! My Goodness! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant! Come here and give yer old Dad a hug !!!