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  1. brb

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  2. Spurlock

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    This was supposed to be Sucky’s baby

    just like the transfer thread was supposed to be Munse’s

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    Sucky will be so proud of you.
     
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  4. Archers Road

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    So can we have a new National Anthem now please? Something a little jaunty
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

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    Maybe time for devolved anthems ...

    England should be Jerusalem
    Northern Ireland Oh Danny Boy
    Wales We'll Keep A Welcome
    Scotland Donald Where's Yer Troosers
    ... and when we all come together as GB / the UK, something that unites us all and is someting we have in common and is deeply loved ....




    Vindaloo <cheers>
     
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    30 hour queues to see the Queen's coffin ... longer than Sucky has ever held a job down ... <laugh>
     
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  8. Spurlock

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    Pay attention peasants, ****s and noble men…this is YOUR Queen’s itinerary for the day

    The Queen's coffin will depart from Buckingham Palace at 14:22 BST.

    Members of the public will be able to watch as the cortege makes the journey through central London - along Queen's Gardens, The Mall, Horse Guards and Horse Guards Arch, Whitehall, Parliament Street, Parliament Square and New Palace Yard.

    The procession will include King Charles III, Prince William and Prince Harry, as well as other senior royals, in a journey that will take about 38 minutes. Guns will be fired at Hyde Park and Big Ben will toll.

    The coffin will reach Westminster Hall at 15:00. Once there, it will rest on a raised platform. The coffin will be adorned with the Imperial State Crown.

    Thank You
     
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  9. Mick O'Toon

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    I can see a knighthood coming ...
     
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    Why the fk would people wanna go and see a fking corpse.....some strange people around
     
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  12. Spurlock

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    I’ll settle for a few meltdowns on the thread tbh
     
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    Jerusalem? A hymn which starts with four questions, the answer to each of which is NO!
     
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    Is it not a normal practice in Wales? What do you do when someone dies - just hoy them in the bin or cremate them yourselves, a la Luv Gonzo?
     
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  15. Spurlock

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    I think they make Shepards pie out of their loved ones once they die tbh
     
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  16. aberdude

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    We get a burial or cremation and it's all done within the 30 mins time slot......no let's have a peek at the body or coffin **** involved just a time to show up for family and friends to show respect.......its back to the pub then for a few pints sarnies and sausage rolls........pretty basic....and we rarely turn up at people's funerals that we didn't know...lol
     
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    Where the fk do you think your lamb kebabs come from.......the noodle mines?
     
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    The Queen is DEAD

    God save the THING
     
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    The questions are rhetorical. The Jerusalem referred to is a metaphorical ideal, an aspiration to build God's Kingdom not in the sky, but here on earth. Here In England.

    And did those feet in ancient time
    Walk upon England's mountains green?
    And was the holy Lamb of God
    On England's pleasant pastures seen?
    And did the countenance divine
    Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
    And was Jerusalem builded here
    Among those dark satanic mills?

    Bring me my bow of burning gold!
    Bring me my arrows of desire!
    Bring me my spear: o clouds unfold!
    Bring me my chariots of fire!
    I will not cease from mental fight;
    Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
    Till we have built Jerusalem
    In England's green and pleasant land.
     
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  20. aberdude

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    So just a bit of satanic verse then......how blasphemous of them lol
     
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