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The Elizabethan age is over. We were all Elizabethans.

The next generation will be Caroleans.
 
We will never hear the term, God save the queen, again in our lifetime.

Nor will our children.

Or our children's children.

Let

that

sink

in
 
Treble said:
We will never hear the term, God save the queen, again in our lifetime.

Nor will our children.

Or our children's children.

Let

that

sink

in
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Wrong.
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/My children's children aren't even born yet. My children are still children and kept away from.Prince Andrew. Who knows, if the monarchy survives, they may well have another queen.

(Although doubt the monarchy survives Charles).
 
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Treble said:
We will never hear the term, God save the queen, again in our lifetime.

Nor will our children.

Or our children's children.

Let

that

sink

in
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A woman is 3rd in line to the throne (Princess Charlotte), all it takes is for something to happen to her brother (or for him to not want to be king) and we could have another Queen once William dies. I'd expect my kids to be alive then!
 
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haslam said:
A woman is 3rd in line to the throne (Princess Charlotte), all it takes is for something to happen to her brother (or for him to not want to be king) and we could have another Queen once William dies. I'd expect my kids to be alive then!
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I knew someone would come out with this ****. I just didn't expect it to be you Haslam.

I could've added the disclaimer 'all things being equal' but it would've killed the sentiment. So fck off :emoticon-0172-mooni
 
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Wrong.
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/My children's children aren't even born yet. My children are still children and kept away from.Prince Andrew. Who knows, if the monarchy survives, they may well have another queen.

(Although doubt the monarchy survives Charles).
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That just reminded me of this <laugh>

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haslam said:
A woman is 3rd in line to the throne (Princess Charlotte), all it takes is for something to happen to her brother (or for him to not want to be king) and we could have another Queen once William dies. I'd expect my kids to be alive then!
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William is a millennial and George is gen Z.

It's almost a statistical certainty that one of them will have a sex change. Maybe even go non-binary. What do you call a non-binary monarch?

King? Queen? Kuneen?
 
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Now the Queen has passed on all monetary notes are no longer valid and need to be
replaced with ones with King Charles III picture on them. Please send in your old notes
and we will send you new ones.
Mr Andru Baylee
Bank of England
PO Box 1414
Lagos
Nigeria
 
You have to think that Prince Andrew will feel a bit awkward sticking notes bearing his brother's face in the g-strings of strippers. Has to kill the stiffy a little.
 
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