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  1. Milk..

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  3. Treble

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    The Elizabethan age is over. We were all Elizabethans.

    The next generation will be Caroleans.
     
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    *Suckean*, I proclaimed Sucky the new King remember.
     
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    We will never hear the term, God save the queen, again in our lifetime.

    Nor will our children.

    Or our children's children.

    Let

    that

    sink

    in
     
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  6. Welshie

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    I hope we bomb the **** out of Jamaica is all I'm thinking.

    Just kidding everyone, let's just poison their water supply.
     
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    <laugh>

    Yeh I think I'll give that a miss if it's all the same.
     
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    They're killing each other anyway so no need.
     
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    Wrong.



    /My children's children aren't even born yet. My children are still children and kept away from.Prince Andrew. Who knows, if the monarchy survives, they may well have another queen.

    (Although doubt the monarchy survives Charles).
     
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    A woman is 3rd in line to the throne (Princess Charlotte), all it takes is for something to happen to her brother (or for him to not want to be king) and we could have another Queen once William dies. I'd expect my kids to be alive then!
     
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    I knew someone would come out with this ****. I just didn't expect it to be you Haslam.

    I could've added the disclaimer 'all things being equal' but it would've killed the sentiment. So fck off :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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    That just reminded me of this <laugh>

     
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    William is a millennial and George is gen Z.

    It's almost a statistical certainty that one of them will have a sex change. Maybe even go non-binary. What do you call a non-binary monarch?

    King? Queen? Kuneen?
     
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    Now the Queen has passed on all monetary notes are no longer valid and need to be
    replaced with ones with King Charles III picture on them. Please send in your old notes
    and we will send you new ones.
    Mr Andru Baylee
    Bank of England
    PO Box 1414
    Lagos
    Nigeria
     
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    You have to think that Prince Andrew will feel a bit awkward sticking notes bearing his brother's face in the g-strings of strippers. Has to kill the stiffy a little.
     
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    Hurry up twats

    another 5 posts and it’s 1000 post landmark
     
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