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So can we have a new National Anthem now please? Something a little jaunty

Maybe time for devolved anthems ...

England should be Jerusalem
Northern Ireland Oh Danny Boy
Wales We'll Keep A Welcome
Scotland Donald Where's Yer Troosers
... and when we all come together as GB / the UK, something that unites us all and is someting we have in common and is deeply loved ....




Vindaloo <cheers>
 
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Pay attention peasants, ****s and noble men…this is YOUR Queen’s itinerary for the day

The Queen's coffin will depart from Buckingham Palace at 14:22 BST.

Members of the public will be able to watch as the cortege makes the journey through central London - along Queen's Gardens, The Mall, Horse Guards and Horse Guards Arch, Whitehall, Parliament Street, Parliament Square and New Palace Yard.

The procession will include King Charles III, Prince William and Prince Harry, as well as other senior royals, in a journey that will take about 38 minutes. Guns will be fired at Hyde Park and Big Ben will toll.

The coffin will reach Westminster Hall at 15:00. Once there, it will rest on a raised platform. The coffin will be adorned with the Imperial State Crown.

Thank You
 
Pay attention peasants, ****s and noble men…this is YOUR Queen’s itinerary for the day

The Queen's coffin will depart from Buckingham Palace at 14:22 BST.

Members of the public will be able to watch as the cortege makes the journey through central London - along Queen's Gardens, The Mall, Horse Guards and Horse Guards Arch, Whitehall, Parliament Street, Parliament Square and New Palace Yard.

The procession will include King Charles III, Prince William and Prince Harry, as well as other senior royals, in a journey that will take about 38 minutes. Guns will be fired at Hyde Park and Big Ben will toll.

The coffin will reach Westminster Hall at 15:00. Once there, it will rest on a raised platform. The coffin will be adorned with the Imperial State Crown.

Thank You

I can see a knighthood coming ...
 
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Maybe time for devolved anthems ...

England should be Jerusalem
Northern Ireland Oh Danny Boy
Wales We'll Keep A Welcome
Scotland Donald Where's Yer Troosers
... and when we all come together as GB / the UK, something that unites us all and is someting we have in common and is deeply loved ....




Vindaloo <cheers>
Jerusalem? A hymn which starts with four questions, the answer to each of which is NO!
 
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Why the fk would people wanna go and see a fking corpse.....some strange people around
Is it not a normal practice in Wales? What do you do when someone dies - just hoy them in the bin or cremate them yourselves, a la Luv Gonzo?
 
Is it not a normal practice in Wales? What do you do when someone dies - just hoy them in the bin or cremate them yourselves, a la Luv Gonzo?

We get a burial or cremation and it's all done within the 30 mins time slot......no let's have a peek at the body or coffin **** involved just a time to show up for family and friends to show respect.......its back to the pub then for a few pints sarnies and sausage rolls........pretty basic....and we rarely turn up at people's funerals that we didn't know...lol
 
Jerusalem? A hymn which starts with four questions, the answer to each of which is NO!


The questions are rhetorical. The Jerusalem referred to is a metaphorical ideal, an aspiration to build God's Kingdom not in the sky, but here on earth. Here In England.

And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?
And did the countenance divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among those dark satanic mills?

Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear: o clouds unfold!
Bring me my chariots of fire!
I will not cease from mental fight;
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land.
 
The questions are rhetorical. The Jerusalem referred to is a metaphorical ideal, an aspiration to build God's Kingdom not in the sky, but here on earth. Here In England.

And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?
And did the countenance divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among those dark satanic mills?

Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear: o clouds unfold!
Bring me my chariots of fire!
I will not cease from mental fight;
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land.

So just a bit of satanic verse then......how blasphemous of them lol