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[Uncle Colm]

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[Willhoops]

Good start to the day well unless you’re Boris Johnson

 

[Archers Road]

Good start to the day well unless you’re Boris Johnson

Will be all over the front pages of the Tory press, of course…

 

[Willhoops]

Will be all over the front pages of the Tory press, of course…

Be pictures of Lynch eating at a restaurant questioning how can he be a man of the people… WHY ISN’T HE EATING OUT OF BINS !!! NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM!!! BASTARD!!!

 

[Farked19]

By election in Devon was a huge slap in the face for Starmer. Labour vote reduced to a measly 3.7%. In other news Diwden resigns saying someone has to take responsibility.

 

[FosseFilberto]

By election in Devon was a huge slap in the face for Starmer. Labour vote reduced to a measly 3.7%. In other news Diwden resigns saying someone has to take responsibility.

Diego is not t all worried and was quick to offer another rather unique analysis:

"They were only bi-elections ffs! It's the straight seats that really matter."

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

By election in Devon was a huge slap in the face for Starmer. Labour vote reduced to a measly 3.7%.

This is the real story.

 

[Treble]

I'll just leave this here...

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‘He comes over as weak’: Keir Starmer fails to convince Wakefield voters

Barbara Hall was enjoying a quiet morning at her senior citizens’ group in Wakefield when word went round that a special guest would be attending. Hall, a retired saleswoman, watched Keir Starmer work the room. “I wasn’t convinced,” she said. “He’s an awkward person, isn’t he? He doesn’t fit in. Boris Johnson would fit in. He would have us screaming and laughing.”

Support worker Gary Firm, out enjoying the sunshine with a client on Friday, illustrated Labour’s problem. “I don’t believe in any of the politicians around at the minute,” he said. “I see Boris at the head and yeah, he’s made some mistakes. He’s been pretty dreadful in parts. But on the big picture, he’s done good stuff. So I’d support him.”

There is little love for Starmer in Wakefield, who made his third visit to the constituency on Saturday. “He’s a criticiser. He’s not an action person,” said Hall. Caroline Walker, an art teacher, was also unimpressed: “What is it they call him? Captain Hindsight. That’s him to a tee. [He should] come up with something that’s believable. But he doesn’t. He just has a go all the time.”

The idea of Johnson having got the “big calls” right is widespread. “I feel that Boris Johnson has handled Covid well. I feel like if someone else would was in his position, they might have not done as good as him,” said Ayesha Ahmed, an 18-year-old college student. She also approves of Johnson extending the right-to-buy council houses: “I think that’s really good, because paying rent adds up to more than a mortgage.”


https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/ukne...pc=U531&cvid=80b03a9717f645158459bf1ba615853f

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[Willhoops]

I'll just leave this here...

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Hes used to it, he’s been getting pretty much everything wrong for years

 

[Mind The Duck]

You really are a thick fck. The difference being he's fighting for workers to have more while the Tory scum are pushing them down you docile ****

Dickheads like you seem to see socialism as the bloke who wants everyone to board a plane and turn right. No dickhead they aspire and fight for everyone to sit in first class.

Tunnel vision morons like you will never get it

Bootlickers like this are why the rich laugh at us all.

Thinks Boris is his mate

 

[Treble]

Well, she's a true Tory. Straight out of the Boris Book of Places To Hide.

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[Willhoops]

Bootlickers like this are why the rich laugh at us all.

Thinks Boris is his mate

Well being that Dull’s best friend comes with instructions on how to inflate he needs as many as he can get, sadly his personality makes it pretty impossible to form any genuine relationship of any kind.

 

[Treble]

Bootlickers like this are why the rich laugh at us all.

Thinks Boris is his mate

He's bought into it hook, line and sphincter.

I'm guessing it's because he's a bumbling buffoon and thinks Bojo's just like him.

 

[Treble]

THIS is just fcking brilliant

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[DMD]

Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

My pointing out your 10 year meltdown and decades of **** ups has stung so much it's blinded your comprehension.

 

[Farked19]

Says the king of the online meltdown.

 

[DMD]

Says the king of the online meltdown.

Monkeys typewriters Shakespeare...one day surely even a thick **** like you will get something right...I doubt anyone on here will live long enough to see it though.

 

[pieguts]

Hes used to it, he’s been getting pretty much everything wrong for years

You have to keep repeating “decade” mate. It’s complete bollocks but he thinks it gives him some credibility

 

[Treble]

You have to keep repeating “decade” mate. It’s complete bollocks but he thinks it gives him some credibility

It's about as credible as his belief that Labour couldn't win in Wakefield under Starmer

 

[pieguts]

It's about as credible as his belief that Labour couldn't win in Wakefield under Starmer

I did try to point out that the politics thread on the PL didn’t exist a decade ago, so his timeline is just more bollocks, but Dumb thinks he’s onto a winner so repeats it as often as he can.