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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    Good start to the day <laugh> well unless you’re Boris Johnson
     
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  2. Archers Road

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    Will be all over the front pages of the Tory press, of course…
     
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  3. Willhoops

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    Be pictures of Lynch eating at a restaurant questioning how can he be a man of the people… WHY ISN’T HE EATING OUT OF BINS !!! NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM!!! BASTARD!!!
     
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    By election in Devon was a huge slap in the face for Starmer. Labour vote reduced to a measly 3.7%. In other news Diwden resigns saying someone has to take responsibility.
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Diego is not t all worried and was quick to offer another rather unique analysis:

    "They were only bi-elections ffs! It's the straight seats that really matter."

    <laugh>
     
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  6. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    This is the real story.
     
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  7. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I'll just leave this here... <laugh>

    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. Willhoops

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    Hes used to it, he’s been getting pretty much everything wrong for years
     
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  9. Mind The Duck

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    Bootlickers like this are why the rich laugh at us all.

    Thinks Boris is his mate
     
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  10. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Well, she's a true Tory. Straight out of the Boris Book of Places To Hide.



    <laugh>
     
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  11. Willhoops

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    Well being that Dull’s best friend comes with instructions on how to inflate he needs as many as he can get, sadly his personality makes it pretty impossible to form any genuine relationship of any kind.
     
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  12. Treble

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    He's bought into it hook, line and sphincter.

    I'm guessing it's because he's a bumbling buffoon and thinks Bojo's just like him.
     
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  13. Treble

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    THIS is just fcking brilliant <laugh> <laugh>



     
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  14. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

    My pointing out your 10 year meltdown and decades of **** ups has stung so much it's blinded your comprehension. <laugh>
     
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  15. Farked19

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    Says the king of the online meltdown.
     
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  16. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Monkeys typewriters Shakespeare...one day surely even a thick **** like you will get something right...I doubt anyone on here will live long enough to see it though.
     
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  17. pieguts

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    You have to keep repeating “decade” mate. It’s complete bollocks but he thinks it gives him some credibility
     
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  18. Treble

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    It's about as credible as his belief that Labour couldn't win in Wakefield under Starmer <laugh>
     
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  19. pieguts

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    I did try to point out that the politics thread on the PL didn’t exist a decade ago, so his timeline is just more bollocks, but Dumb thinks he’s onto a winner so repeats it as often as he can.
     
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  20. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Maybe he can't count to 10? That would explain it.
     
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