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scouser sat at a bar and a bloke siddles up to him, obviously a bit camp flicking his hair and manicuring his nails, he leans over to the scouser and whispers into his ear....the scouse says "you ****" and knocks him spark out...the barman says "**** me,what did he say".....scouse replies "dunno...something about a job"
 
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Had a laugh at this one, Roger. I heard a story from a friend who was at the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris. There were three muslim women dressed like this and one was photographing the other two. Then she gave the camera to one of the others and stood to have her piccie taken too. Can you believe that?
 
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i arrived at court for an alleged drug offence with only a couple of minutes to spare before an arrest warrant was about to be issued.....talk about cutting it fine
 
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I joined a gym and said to the trainer, “I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?”

“Try the ATM outside,” he said.
 
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