it's been reported that the irish are to make a determined effort to eradicate a possible new outbreak of bird flu, even to the point of sending their air force in the planned operation.....personally, i can't see how bombing the canary islands will help
caught one of my lads and mates nicking his beer from the fridge, "hey put that back they're mine,you don't see me nicking other people's stuff"......."no you wouldn't have time dad would you,your to busy knocking of that bird across the road when mum's at work"....i said "if you fancy a session lads there's more in the garage"
rumours going round that when daniella westbrook went for a covid test swab, they had to use a french stick
isis suicide bomber killed himself and all the members of his family when he decided to work from home
scouser sat at a bar and a bloke siddles up to him, obviously a bit camp flicking his hair and manicuring his nails, he leans over to the scouser and whispers into his ear....the scouse says "you ****" and knocks him spark out...the barman says "**** me,what did he say".....scouse replies "dunno...something about a job"