The Sunday Only Thread
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I only cwharge him two per bottleHe flogged me one for £25, the swine
is that why revs always have pockets full of change, helping the lords collection plate out
All ready for Sunday.....
Communion Wine .....................- check
Plenty of loose change ............. - check
Condom for Sister Sophie ........- check
Pregnancy kit for Sister Wendy - check
Bribe for Reverend Didley .........- check
Communion Wine .....................- check
Plenty of loose change ............. - check
Condom for Sister Sophie ........- check
Pregnancy kit for Sister Wendy - check
Bribe for Reverend Didley .........- check
Vaseline for the quire boys - check
vestry booked for Didley -check
3 new padlocks fitted -check
sound proofing fitted -check
rimming equipment laid out -check
and all done in the best possible taste
vestry booked for Didley -check
3 new padlocks fitted -check
sound proofing fitted -check
rimming equipment laid out -check
and all done in the best possible taste
I will make sure the confessional is empty for the two of you on monday
Parishioners donations - 
Cheap wine -
Ear plugs for Confessional -
Large drinking mug for gin -
Viagra-
Cheap wine -
Ear plugs for Confessional -
Large drinking mug for gin -
Viagra-
its ok he has been drinking recycled for a day now
No point me coming thenWe've run out of gin, Rev
Rissoles!
Your the barman.
Start pouring anything & everything!
Woops, run a new line from the gin batch we made this morning.
Makem, take the coins back out of your pockets and fill the till.
Ok, whose next!
he prefers cannabis in his roll up
WHAT !!! The revs an addict ?
Rule No: 1 - Don’t listen to riff raff.
Rule No: 2 - The Reverend can do no wrong.
yep he is addicted to stray pussie or as he calls them fallen womenWHAT !!! The revs an addict ?