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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I like pussy, meow and then :)
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 14, 2022
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  2. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    …. and now for football news!
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 15, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Who is playing away next Sunday then ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 16, 2022
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  4. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    the rev with the nuns unless his lady catches him
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 16, 2022
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  5. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Sister Euphoria told me Diddley had a whopper. I think she was talking about his Burger King meal though.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 16, 2022
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  6. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    is that the small chipolata one :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 16, 2022
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  7. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    The football news should be on the Big Game Thread.
    Can someone take out the Alter wine?
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 17, 2022
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  8. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    mate if you dont confront the problem how we gonna help you, sister Euphoria had never seen one before so didn't know
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 17, 2022
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  9. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Soon be Sunday again, hope the Rev is up for it......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 17, 2022
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  10. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    the revs always up for some jiggery-pokery
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 17, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Can’t do much in a Confessional!
    Too many tight and dark dingy spots!
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 18, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I've got your duty free ***s and booze, Rev....................is it ok if I hide them in the vestry ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 18, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Of course my Son, yee one of the flock!
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 19, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    you may not find enough space mate i hid his blowy up doll the lovely Rita in there as well
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 19, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Who has been in the vestry ? Everything has gone !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 19, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    twas not i kind sir, but a low life who would rob women and children of food, lets draw up a short list

    1. Rev Didley
    2.The Verger
    3. Mother Superior
    4. The Organist
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 19, 2022
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    My money is on The Verger. He is always giving people dirty looks.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 19, 2022
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  18. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    you spelt fooks wrong there mate
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 19, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    You are right, Rog. He told the organist to fook off when he was playing with his organ.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 19, 2022
  20. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    she who must be obeyed wants me bugger
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 19, 2022
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