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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    ozzy entrepreneurs eh
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 9, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    There is money to be made in religion.
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 10, 2022
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  3. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    I only cwharge him two per bottle
     
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    kiwiqpr, Mar 10, 2022
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  4. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    then i wont cwharge off him again<laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 10, 2022
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  5. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    is that why revs always have pockets full of change, helping the lords collection plate out:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 10, 2022
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  6. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    All ready for Sunday.....

    Communion Wine .....................- check
    Plenty of loose change ............. - check
    Condom for Sister Sophie ........- check
    Pregnancy kit for Sister Wendy - check
    Bribe for Reverend Didley .........- check
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 11, 2022
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  7. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Vaseline for the quire boys - check
    vestry booked for Didley -check
    3 new padlocks fitted -check
    sound proofing fitted -check
    rimming equipment laid out -check
    and all done in the best possible taste<laugh>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 11, 2022
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  8. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    I will make sure the confessional is empty for the two of you on monday
     
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    kiwiqpr, Mar 12, 2022
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  9. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Parishioners donations - ✅
    Cheap wine - ✅
    Ear plugs for Confessional - ✅
    Large drinking mug for gin - ✅
    Viagra- ✅
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 12, 2022
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  10. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    We've run out of gin, Rev <doh>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 12, 2022
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  11. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    its ok he has been drinking recycled for a day now
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 12, 2022
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    No point me coming then
     
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    kiwiqpr, Mar 13, 2022
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  13. Didley Squat

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    Rissoles!
    Your the barman.
    Start pouring anything & everything!
    Woops, run a new line from the gin batch we made this morning.
    Makem, take the coins back out of your pockets and fill the till.
    Ok, whose next!
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 13, 2022
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  14. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    you spelt cumming wrong there mate
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 13, 2022
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    Roll up, roll up…..
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 13, 2022
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    Do you want ham or cheese in them ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 13, 2022
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  17. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    he prefers cannabis in his roll up
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 13, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    WHAT !!! The revs an addict ? <yikes>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 13, 2022
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  19. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Rule No: 1 - Don’t listen to riff raff.
    Rule No: 2 - The Reverend can do no wrong.
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 14, 2022
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  20. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    yep he is addicted to stray pussie or as he calls them fallen women
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 14, 2022
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