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The Sunday Only Thread

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    The Padre is without sin!

    You lot will be holding fort in the little room................. better bring a cut lunch ole chap!

    You will need to put a zero on the end of that!
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 24, 2022
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  2. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    the revs from that neck of the woods must be born mean and nassssssssssssssty, with little milk of human kindness, still he has the nuns
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 24, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    This coming Sunday is apparently fancy dress only. What are you wearing padre ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 24, 2022
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    Wherever Well-Known Member

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    I’m wearing George O’Marney that famous Irish designer
     
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    Wherever, Feb 25, 2022
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  5. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>thought he was an italian pufter
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 25, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    The Emperors birthday suit will suffice.
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 26, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    the skin coloured one
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 26, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Plus the Crown Jewels.
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 26, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    same size as the ones on the cooker thread cohune's
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 26, 2022
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    Thanks for the advice reverend, most helpful <doh>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 2, 2022
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    Got some tasty red wine in ready for Confession on Sunday, Rev............hic !............
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 7, 2022
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  12. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    did the novice nuns tread the grapes :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 8, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    The Padre can turn wine into water.
    Just ask my bladder!
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 8, 2022
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Four days to go sinners
     
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    kiwiqpr, Mar 8, 2022
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    Sinners are repenters!
    Repenters ask for forgiveness.
    Forgiveness comes from above.
    His holy mollyness ask for a gin.
    Makes sense to me.
    Get drunk and all is forgiven!!!!
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 9, 2022
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    Sounds good to me, Rev !!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 9, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    im on meds no drink whats the alternative rev
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 9, 2022
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    The reverend's Communion wine is watered down so much, it tastes like gnats pee !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 9, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    he tried to sell me a bottle for 15 quid
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 9, 2022
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    He flogged me one for £25, the swine <grr>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 9, 2022
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