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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i only keep the books, payments are made by Didley Moore Squat the Turd =DMS 3
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 18, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Too late now, I'm running down Ryde High Street at the moment with my bookie in close pursuit........
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 18, 2022
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    if he is armed i understand the scenario
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 18, 2022
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  4. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Typical bookkeeper, does a runner when the heat turns up!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 19, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    …… l rest my case!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 19, 2022
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  6. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Phew ! I got away from him, but he nearly grabbed my particulars...
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 19, 2022
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  7. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i have experienced that senario pleasurable when done by a lady
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 19, 2022
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  8. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Church Fire Sale!
    Tomorrow Only!
    Last Day of business.
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 12, 2022
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  9. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I've got the petrol that you ordered, Didley !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 12, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    FFS Friar Tuck, your supposed to get the fire ******ant, not buy petrol you ******!
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 13, 2022
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  11. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    are you trying to suggest he is a big boned lad with a few extra layers of warmth material :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 13, 2022
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    Cheeky devil !! You haven't even paid me yet for the petrol I bought for you to burn down the nunnery next door. I'm ringing the rozzers.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 13, 2022
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  13. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Noticeboard-

    Squat Ministries is moving into the House of Ill Repute and sharing the rent.
    We may be able to share other nicknacks!
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 15, 2022
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  14. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i did hear you would be selling soiled nuns underwear at bargain prices, after you have sampled the merchandise personally
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 15, 2022
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    Straight to Confessional for you!
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 16, 2022
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    This coming Sunday could be "New Undies for Nuns Day", with all the parishioners bringing in a pair of drawers for their favourite nun. I've already purchased a pair from Victoria Secrets for Sister Ambrosia, hope they fit her :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 16, 2022
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  17. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    riceicles are twiceicles as niceicles
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 18, 2022
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    Think the Confessional will be overloaded this weekend.
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 23, 2022
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  19. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    why mate ...been a naughty boy again
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 23, 2022
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    How many confessions do you get for a fiver, Rev ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 23, 2022
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