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He ain't Lukaku mate <doh>
Fukin ell bro you get more drab the later you stay up. <doh>

We have a Lukaku already btw he's called big div and he can't get In our side either so the real ones got no fukin chance.<laugh>
 
If Klopp signed Lukaku I'd probably write to his nearest of kin suggesting they get him sectioned. <ok>

Thankfully, I'm pretty sure that will never happen.
Klopp would be better off buying an elephant and banging a lfc kit on it. The elephant would have a better touch <laugh>