I'm sorry Rev, but I can't make Church next Sunday, I've had a better offer from that new Rastafarian church down the road
The Church has been put up for sale. Parishioners are spending there I’ll gotten gains on loose women and wine. Inly a miracle can save Reverend Squats residence from the gallows. Donate Now or go to hell! 1300SAVEREVNOW
Pray tell me more about his penis enlargement program you paid for asking for a really interested friend
Now, now Rog - Rev'd Didley no longer communicates with that kind of person, ever since he was caught behind the bicycle shed with his toggle on show, allegedly of course.
Hey Rev, I'm back in the fold, no more talk of deserting your church for another. No siree, all I need is an advance on my salary, say a grand ? Only problem is that I need it by tomorrow evening to pay my bookie.....