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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I understand that Roger has posted you a cheque, and it's in the post <ok>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 27, 2021
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  2. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Is Roger in the post?
    upload_2022-1-1_9-23-50.jpeg
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 31, 2021
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  3. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    <laugh> <laugh>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 31, 2021
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    #2884
    Didley Squat, Jan 2, 2022
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  5. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I'm sorry Rev, but I can't make Church next Sunday, I've had a better offer from that new Rastafarian church down the road <ok>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 7, 2022
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  6. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    like there motto
    once you've had black there is no going back
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 7, 2022
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  7. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Make sure you raid the takings and we’ll go 50/50, ok?
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 8, 2022
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  8. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I decided against it, due to the strong smell of wacky baccy coming out of the building !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 9, 2022
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  9. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 9, 2022
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  10. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    The Church has been put up for sale.

    Parishioners are spending there I’ll gotten gains on loose women and wine.

    Inly a miracle can save Reverend Squats residence from the gallows.

    Donate Now or go to hell!

    1300SAVEREVNOW
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 11, 2022
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  11. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I'd rather put my money towards saving fallen women !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 11, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    ….. and yet thee has benefited from thy church funds over many a year. Repent thee sinner!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 14, 2022
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  13. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Pray tell me more about his penis enlargement program you paid for asking for a really interested friend<whistle>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 15, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    It all depends on the camera angle.
    Speaking of course from a friend’s knowledge.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 15, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    is that the friend who takes el naturel snaps of health and beauty for PornHub
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 15, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Now, now Rog - Rev'd Didley no longer communicates with that kind of person, ever since he was caught behind the bicycle shed with his toggle on show, allegedly of course.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 15, 2022
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  17. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i heard here are 6 witnesses who will swear on a stack of bibles all is true
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 15, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Bibles are like Funk & Wagnall Dictionaries, they are no longer used.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 17, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Hey Rev, I'm back in the fold, no more talk of deserting your church for another. No siree, all I need is an advance on my salary, say a grand ?

    Only problem is that I need it by tomorrow evening to pay my bookie.....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 17, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I suggest you see the bookkeeper ( Makem ) …. He’s also a chef, he’s cooked the books!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 18, 2022
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