Was nice to see my 96 year old Grandma today. She has received over 40 Christmas cards.......Although 22 were from her friend Ethel who has alzheimer's
Dad asked me "do you know what PHD stands for?" "Permanent hearing disorder?" I answered. "It stands for permanent hearing disorder, son." he replied
It was Xmas Eve a couple doing last minute shopping when her husband disappeared she phoned him on his mobile, "Where are you?? In a calm voice, he replied. "Darling remember the jewellery shop we went in 5 years ago and you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I said one day I would get it for you" her eyes filled with tears, yes I remember" she said. "Well I'm in the pub next door to that"
the catholic church have come up with an idea to combat obesity, it's a new low fat communion wafer......i can't believe it's not jesus
the police have allegedly been back to cliff richards house to re- examine some potential offensive material......apparently it's his new album
This is the jokes page, right? Watching the third test. England already two down before drinks. The way Malan and Root are going, I predict England will be all out by tea. The joke? Eleven Englishmen trying to play cricket.
