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  1. oldschool

    oldschool Well-Known Member

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    advice that could save your life.........if you are having an heated argument in the kitchen with the better half and she pulls a knife and starts waving it about and threatening you....stay calm,don't panic...... calmly find the bread & butter and some cheese--------her natural instincts will kick in and she will make you a sarnie instead
     
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  2. 2 pennth

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    Wouldn’t like to try that to see if you are right tho’
     
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  3. 2020VisionofLeeds

    2020VisionofLeeds Well-Known Member

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    You know what they say, half the female population are receiving mental health treatment - and the other half are going around untreated.
     
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    IMG-20211219-WA0011.jpg
     
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    xbpod, Dec 19, 2021
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  5. oldschool

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    Mate of mine was a victim of i.d. theft recently he is just s now
     
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    oldschool, Dec 19, 2021
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    This is the best joke of the evening
    Emma Raducanu wins sports personality of the year
     
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  7. wakeybreakyheart

    wakeybreakyheart Well-Known Member

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    Who is that
     
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  8. brisbane-lion

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    Can't be worse than Andy Murray winning it a couple of years back.
     
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  9. oldschool

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    Went to a seaside museum the other day was showing postcards from through the ages......was ok but nothing to write home about
     
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    The British public just vote for who they like the best, they seem to forget it’s “personality’. I like Emma, she has got some personality but Tyson Fury should have won’t it hands down and how Raheem got on the list is a disgrace, zero personality in a team sport.
     
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  11. 2 pennth

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    Exactly
     
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    Yes it can
     
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  13. Eric Le Merde

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    Who?
     
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  16. wakeybreakyheart

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    Hows the vaccinebpush going in oz..... Still ****?.... Thought so.
     
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  17. Eric Le Merde

    Eric Le Merde Well-Known Member

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    Yeah really bad ...

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  18. wakeybreakyheart

    wakeybreakyheart Well-Known Member

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    Turdy we are going from over 12s here your data is so last year.
     
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  19. Eric Le Merde

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    We look at the whole population as well

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  20. brisbane-lion

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    Exactement!!
     
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