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advice that could save your life.........if you are having an heated argument in the kitchen with the better half and she pulls a knife and starts waving it about and threatening you....stay calm,don't panic...... calmly find the bread & butter and some cheese--------her natural instincts will kick in and she will make you a sarnie instead
 
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oldschool said:
advice that could save your life.........if you are having an heated argument in the kitchen with the better half and she pulls a knife and starts waving it about and threatening you....stay calm,don't panic...... calmly find the bread & butter and some cheese--------her natural instincts will kick in and she will make you a sarnie instead
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Wouldn’t like to try that to see if you are right tho’
 
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This is the best joke of the evening
Emma Raducanu wins sports personality of the year
 
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Went to a seaside museum the other day was showing postcards from through the ages......was ok but nothing to write home about
 
2 pennth said:
This is the best joke of the evening
Emma Raducanu wins sports personality of the year
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The British public just vote for who they like the best, they seem to forget it’s “personality’. I like Emma, she has got some personality but Tyson Fury should have won’t it hands down and how Raheem got on the list is a disgrace, zero personality in a team sport.
 
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