Watches, this is actually a long story which I can't be bothered to type out. But the short version follows.
When in Kosovo went for a meal with a colleague and a local who we had nick named the king of Kosovo. All through the meal the king kept on pushing up his sleeves, I hadn't noticed but my mate had twigged on. So Mamhut (we didn't call him king to his face) is that a new watch? oh oh this with a fake expression of surprise, yes it's my new Rolex bought it in the States 50,000 dollars. What time is it then says my mate, 10 to 10 the king answers.
A bit of a pause for a few mouthfuls of food then my mate casually turns to me and asks if I have a watch, yeh I say I left my usual one at home and had to buy this in the duty free on the way out here, and how much was it may mate asks, I don't know exactly 60 or 70 quid I think. Ah says my mate.
After a minute or two my mate asks me what time is it, quarter past 10 I say.
Another pause then my mate comes out and says well fancy that Mamhuts watch which cost 50,000 tells the same time as yours, I nearly spat my food out and the king turned to red and looked like his head would explode.