Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

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Best Christmas Song

  • Walking in the Air - Aled Jones

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  • Underneath The Tree - Kelly Clarkson

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  • Santa Baby - Michael Bubble

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Booked the sheesha xmas curry thing, got my lil bro and sis and dad with me and the bird so that should be quite fun.

Were booked for 2pm i think, gives me time to wake up and get an appetite going and also time to do **** later if i want to, place is open til midnight so we could always pop back in if we want its basically round the corner for me so all good walking.

So No fackin clean ups this xmas<party>
 
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Booked the sheesha xmas curry thing, got my lil bro and sis and dad with me and the bird so that should be quite fun.

Were booked for 2pm i think, gives me time to wake up and get an appetite going and also time to do **** later if i want to, place is open til midnight so we could always pop back in if we want its basically round the corner for me so all good walking.

So No fackin clean ups this xmas<party>
Too much.
You cheating this Xmas?
Put the hard yards in you lazy ****.
 
So No fackin clean ups this xmas<party>

Same here. Christmas dinner all booked up. 5 course with all the trimmings.

Sheesha one you've got booked up looks bangin'.

Could walk there, but probs not with my old dear coz it's across a few fields. But it's only a 10 min drive so I might walk there and get her to drive me back so that I can have a few brandy snifters.

Then back to the old dear's to open presents with the little un and watch some christmas films.
 
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Same here. Christmas dinner all booked up. 5 course with all the trimmings.

Sheesha one you've got booked up looks bangin'.

Could walk there, but probs not with my old dear coz it's across a few fields. But it's only a 10 min drive so I might walk there and get her to drive me back so that I can have a few brandy snifters.

Then back to the old dear's to open presents with the little un and watch some christmas films.
Sounds good mate you got a menu for us to see?

Aint fussed about the shisha, i prefer weed in my pipes, its £35 for it anyway ffs<laugh>
 
Yeah you don’t want to buy that on the seventh of December. Good call.
Hes deffo done this before
Yeah man this one

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and yeah I’ll be smoking weed in ma pipe too.
Looks lovely, very traditional
Ill have the....
Pork belly
Hake
Ice cream
Cheese & hold the mince pies
 
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Hes deffo done this before

Looks lovely, very traditional
Ill have the....
Pork belly
Hake
Ice cream
Cheese & hold the mince pies

Pork Belly
Topside le beouf
Lemon & white choc pannacotta
Cheese n biscuits
Brandy truffles

No mince pies
 
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Pork Belly
Topside le beouf
Lemon & white choc pannacotta
Cheese n biscuits
Brandy truffles

No mince pies
What time ya going ?

I booked for half 2 so ill have the evening to do whatever, got a few options to go to in tge evening but the going home one is winning at the mo, i really cba this time<laugh>
 
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What time ya going ?

I booked for half 2 so ill have the evening to do whatever, got a few options to go to in tge evening but the going home one is winning at the mo, i really cba this time<laugh>

1pm. I think they’ve got a singer and piano player there for the afternoon so might pull up a big leather chair and sip a few brandies listening to that.

But I know my little un will be keen to scram so we can get back to my old dears and open presents.

Any good Christmas films on the tele that you know of ? Needs to be suitable for an 8 year old
 
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1pm. I think they’ve got a singer and piano player there for the afternoon so might pull up a big leather chair and sip a few brandies listening to that.

But I know my little un will be keen to scram so we can get back to my old dears and open presents.

Any good Christmas films on the tele that you know of ? Needs to be suitable for an 8 year old
Nice, live music is good for xmas day like.

And nah mate dont do tv or 8yr olds<laugh>

Make her watch die hard :emoticon-0148-yes: