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Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Dec 1, 2021.

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Best Christmas Song

  1. Mistletoe and Wine- Cliffy

    6.3%
  2. Rock and Roll Christmas - Gary Glitter

    6.3%
  3. Walking in the Air - Aled Jones

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  4. Christmas Wrapping - The waitresses

    6.3%
  5. Underneath The Tree - Kelly Clarkson

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  6. Tis the damn season - Taylor Swift

    6.3%
  7. Mistletoe - Justin Bieber

    6.3%
  8. I never knew the meaning of Christmas - NSync

    6.3%
  9. Santa Baby - Michael Bubble

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  10. Sucky is a ****

    81.3%
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  1. Star of David Bardsley

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    This sounds right up my street. I’d be wanting a better dessert choice though but would be happy with a strong Arabic coffee and a shisha.
     
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    Mrs trying to get me to go to her family for Xmas, don’t want to go, will get out of it.

    Not sure what I’ll be doing instead, not a lot hopefully. Quite like the chilled out Christmas rather than family and all the usual **** it entails
     
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    I never eat dessert anyway so all good.

    The place is really nice inside and has a great garden all heated and ****, plus they open til midnight <laugh><yikes>
     
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    Break up with her for xmas, rekindle in the new year
     
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

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    There’s a lovely gaffe at the Syon Park Hilton which does world class sushi and shisha. No alcohol and not cheap but worth a visit if that’s your vibe.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Pretty much the only benefit.

    Well that and easy to park the van up for night and have an overnighter.

    There's somewhere near Chertsey and one near Crystal Palace for London trips. Been a request from my lads and I've not sorted it out yet at all. Your lot or Fulham would be best trip, either in van or into Paddington, but they're never a simple Saturday.
     
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    No alcohol and not cheap sounds awful <laugh>
     
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    Tell her you’re going to West Ham away and if she doesn’t like it she can **** off. She’ll respect you more for this alpha approach.
     
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    It’s a nice setting for the birds to get their Insta pics. They always have the sport on screens too.
     
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    My birds not one of those gay pic taking Instagram dickheads tbh.

    Ill take the side chick shes false as ****
     
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    Take the side chick Chicken Cottage. She doesn’t deserve nice things dating a taken man the sket.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Ive been offered a ticket to Bristol City QPR as it happens, could tell her to **** off to go to that
     
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    Come away end I’ll be there.
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Don't have to get her a present then either... Just some roses for the makeup.
     
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    Everybody got the tree up
     
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    No ****ing chance
     
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    Not putting up a single decoration this year! <ok>
     
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