Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

Did a load of Christmas shopping today.

 

Tbf he was famous for turning water into wine and the most famous pic of him is sat at a big table boozing and eating with his mates.

 

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Booked the sheesha xmas curry thing, got my lil bro and sis and dad with me and the bird so that should be quite fun.

Were booked for 2pm i think, gives me time to wake up and get an appetite going and also time to do **** later if i want to, place is open til midnight so we could always pop back in if we want its basically round the corner for me so all good walking.

So No fackin clean ups this xmas

 

Too much.
You cheating this Xmas?
Put the hard yards in you lazy ****.

 

Yeh i cant be arsed this year, might not even out any tinsel up and deffo no tree.

No kids ere bro no one cares

 

This **** is a proper ****. Well played

 

Did you get me anything good? No bottles of sheep semen this Christmas please. Still got some from last Xmas.

 

Mostly sorted now. Just the fresh stuff left to get.

 

Same here. Christmas dinner all booked up. 5 course with all the trimmings.

Sheesha one you've got booked up looks bangin'.

Could walk there, but probs not with my old dear coz it's across a few fields. But it's only a 10 min drive so I might walk there and get her to drive me back so that I can have a few brandy snifters.

Then back to the old dear's to open presents with the little un and watch some christmas films.

 

Sounds good mate you got a menu for us to see?

Aint fussed about the shisha, i prefer weed in my pipes, its £35 for it anyway ffs

 

Yeah you don’t want to buy that on the seventh of December. Good call.

 

Yeah man this one



and yeah I’ll be smoking weed in ma pipe too.

 

Hes deffo done this before

Looks lovely, very traditional
Ill have the....
Pork belly
Hake
Ice cream
Cheese & hold the mince pies

 

Pork Belly
Topside le beouf
Lemon & white choc pannacotta
Cheese n biscuits
Brandy truffles

No mince pies

 

What time ya going ?

I booked for half 2 so ill have the evening to do whatever, got a few options to go to in tge evening but the going home one is winning at the mo, i really cba this time

 

1pm. I think they’ve got a singer and piano player there for the afternoon so might pull up a big leather chair and sip a few brandies listening to that.

But I know my little un will be keen to scram so we can get back to my old dears and open presents.

Any good Christmas films on the tele that you know of ? Needs to be suitable for an 8 year old

 

Nice, live music is good for xmas day like.

And nah mate dont do tv or 8yr olds

Make her watch die hard

 

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