Jokes

He just tweakin, nah?

 

Twat

 

Couple on first night of their honeymoon. The groom comes down the stairs at 5 in the morning, carrying his fishing gear.
The night porter, stops him and says, I hope you don't mind me saying sir, but first night of your honeymoon I wasn't expecting to see you with fishing gear, if you know what I mean.
Oh no, we won't ne doing that, she has a real bad dose of the clap.
Well sir, isn't anal all the rage these days.
God no, she has terrible diarrhea.
Well how about a blow job.
No, she has herpes of the mouth.
Well that just leaves a hand job sir.
No not that either, she has real bad dermatitis and it's highly contagious.
So then sir, can I ask why you married her.
Yes......the maggots

 

Who got sucky banned?

 

how do you know his family crested coat of arms

 

think you will find it was on the Sunderland board

 

I've got a James Bond Edition 2CV in the garage Roger...gotta be worth a few bob ?

 

Not banned mate, sulking and flounced because he got a 24hr ban for ****ing with brb.

 

Not banned...sulking

 

would that be parked next to your Only fools Reliant Robin

 

This it?

 

Nope...that's fake.

Mine's got the bullet holes in the back after the car chase scene.

 

Ah well if that's all it is. He'll be back

 

this is mine

 

He's gotta be back by the time we play Pool...

Owes our @Gessa a rematch.

 

Looks like it should have its own movie.

Does it talk ?

 

hand built over 3 years lotus 7 tiger

 

Ok so it can't talk or fly.

This is gonna be a **** movie