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New York lawyer 'phones his mate.
"Hey, Benny, I got news for you. Some good, some bad."
"Oh, hi, Lenny, I've had a **** day, gimme some good news,eh?"
"OK, Benny. You know I advised your wife to invest in pictures. Well, she has bought some. They only cost he $5000 but she reckons they could be worth at least a million. I've seen them and I agree."
"Well, that is good news, Lenny, now what was the bad news?"
'They're pictures of you and your secretary."
 
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Whitejock said:
Good lad! It's been 45 year since I studied law as part of my BA. Accounting, so memory is not great. Doesn't help that I failed! :) I still remember the speech, but clearly not all the words from my lecturer, who was in full flow basturd mode. Reflecting back, he may have qualified our unwritten constitution as being the oldest in the world (your 1066 comment triggered the memory). Cheers, mate.
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A few year before I did my Business BA - at Paisley College of Technology. In had bit of a misnomer that the UK has no written constitution, it does actually have a written constitution (and I believe that parts of the Magna Carta are still valid under English law).
What it doesn't have is a constitution is ONE document.
 
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Poly said:
You show the rest of the forum the "true you" every day, a repugnant moron who knows nothing but pretends he does.

And when what you have that passes for an argument, is taken apart piece by piece, you resort to the worthless troll you are by convincing your brain cell that personal abuse and slander is a substitute for debate.

The moderators or here won't do their jobs, so just don't every reply to any of my posts every again.

You're a disgrace and an embarrassment to both this forum and the name of Leeds United AFC.

Just f**k off and die.



The USA is a Republic not a democracy. ROTFLMAO.
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Poly said:
A few year before I did my Business BA - at Paisley College of Technology. In had bit of a misnomer that the UK has no written constitution, it does actually have a written constitution (and I believe that parts of the Magna Carta are still valid under English law).
What it doesn't have is a constitution is ONE document.
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Poly said:
After a few years trying but I did my BA in abusive little scroat- at Paisley All Girls College of Wumology. I had problems with my man period pains, but psychiatric help finally convinced me that Mummy was actually daddy, which stopped my penis crush and bed wetting overnight, and i became addicted to 3 inches of incest. And since the introduction of safe spaces and the report button, i find i can insult at will without any consequences, so all those nasty people who keep proving me wrong can all do one as i will let anyone do what they will to me, providing they stop free speech back to me otherwise ill sqeem and sqeem
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Poly said:
BA - at Paisley All Girls College of Snowflakery. eat poo minions
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I can’t believe a “Jokes” thread has swayed off topic and reverted to personal insults and now we’ve had at least one member sending a PM to the admins and another hitting the report button.

Come on lads, leave the insulting each other and the politics out of this thread, we’ve got a dedicated place for it, don’t let the personal dislikes to keep spilling out.
 
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ristac said:
I can’t believe a “Jokes” thread has swayed off topic and reverted to personal insults and now we’ve had at least one member sending a PM to the admins and another hitting the report button.

Come on lads, leave the insulting each other and the politics out of this thread, we’ve got a dedicated place for it, don’t let the personal dislikes to keep spilling out.
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this person kept quiet for weeks then comes back with insults, do i let (i hope you die) just go without a reply i know you wouldn't this without provocation
 
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