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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

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  1. ristac

    ristac Well-Known Member
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    It’s a post I’ll delete as it is wrong, you did reply to WJ earlier saying “I thought it was Polly” and if I go back further I’ll probably see Polly poking the same stick at you. Let’s draw a line and keep the politics and hate out of the jokes thread and that’s aimed in general not specifically at anyone. I’ve opened a PM with yourself, polly, Bucks and Elland included, have your say in that and let’s keep it out of here <ok>
     
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  2. Whitejock

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    "At least" one? Got the mitts on instead of the gloves? <laugh>

    Are all these people the same person, or do we have 'at least' 2 complainers? :huh:

    If 'at least' three of us complained about the complainers, which side would you take? :huh:

    Name the snowflakes! FFS, we're all supposed to be grown up.
     
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  3. Jammy 07

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    Wrong thread WJ.

    This is the one for jokes <ok>
     
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  4. Whitejock

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    You top of the bill then? <whistle>
     
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    Actually, you missed my hilarious opening 'mitts' line.

    Ask the butler what mitts are if you don't get it! :D
     
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    Get yer self on the politics thread so I can insult you ya ******** **** <laugh>
     
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    Mitts as in mittens - gloves!
     
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    Think you're now ready for Mastermind, Ell! <laugh>
     
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    That's why you could never be a mod WJ.......................you're too intelligent.<laugh>
     
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    Not so much a joke as a forgotten memory. Does anyone remember Sid the Manager from Steve Wright in the afternoon?

    It was a long time ago but very funny
     
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    I was in my garden today and the neighbour looked over the fence and said.. “What are you doing?”
    “I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order...”
    She replied “Really? I don't know how you find the time..!”
    Oh that's easy I said, “Its right next to the sage.”
     
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    World's most dangerous jobs 2021 -
    Security contractor, Iraq -
    Miner, China -
    Gamekeeper, Republic of Congo -
    Harry & Meghan's chauffeur, California
     
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    They're also introducing the Ford Pubic. It's made out of old Corsairs.
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 5, 2021
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    I don't know why I liked this. <doh>
     
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  20. ellandback

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    It very much depends what my specialist subject was... <laugh>
     
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