Nah, I'm bereft of funds at present. I'll get a loan from the post office next week....
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Nah, I'm bereft of funds at present. I'll get a loan from the post office next week....
What a boring service, rev ! You didn't mention the dangers of alcohol, or fallen women once.....
Woops,
l don't think l mentioned anything!
l was on the sause in the in the back room with the church Nun.
On the sauce eh ?...............I bet there's nun left !
Roll up, roll up, throw the dice in the game of.... donating to Reverend Squats Retirement Fund.
Great day at church today Rev - made a fortune selling the communion wine. Shall we say a 60/40 split between us ?
I've spent my share already........hic......................
Repent thee sinner, for thee has stolen Reverend Squats Early Retirement Funds.
I tried this in a pub last Saturday diddles
bloody good it was too
so good in fact I bought a bottle home
which was lucky as its sold out everywhere else
that's why I missed sunday
Sold Out
**** Off 2020 is a limited run of gin we’re producing to mark the end of a year that can totally take a hike. The label says so because we’re choosing to tell it like it is, and we think it’s funny. If you’re offended, consider that we had much more colourful language we could have used instead to convey the sentiment we all feel towards the year that was.
We hope you don’t mind the label, but if you’re not offended by something these days, you’ve been spending 2020 under a rock. Whether it’s cancelled travel plans, lockdown boredom, or alert level confusion, there was a lot to be frustrated with. Bubbles were getting popped, not in a fun way, and we still haven’t got the hang of Zoom.
Even our gin project ran into delays as we pivoted to distilling the one thing we couldn’t even drink – hand sanitiser.
If you had been spending this year under a rock, we’re certainly envious of your blissful ignorance towards the ubiquitous clusterfuck of events that was the year 2020. To say it was tough is an understatement, but we’ve decided to see the silver lining – which is that it’s almost over, so we’re celebrating.
Things are back on track now, and tinkering around in our distillery has lead to some truly great gins if we do say so ourselves. You’ll find distinct and refreshing mandarin aromas, with herbal notes, and no trace of the year 2020. Treat it like a palate cleanser to wash the taste of 2020 out of your mouth, and as liquid inspiration for new year’s resolutions and a better year ahead.
Our advice - when life gives you lemons, make gin and tonics. So here’s to all those lemons that have come your way. Let’s raise a glass to farewell the year that’s raised hell, and make life regret giving you all those lemons.
If comedy is truly tragedy plus time, then put 2020 behind you and see the funny side of this gin label with us.
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bloody good it was too
so good in fact I bought a bottle home
which was lucky as its sold out everywhere else
that's why I missed sunday
Sold Out
**** Off 2020 is a limited run of gin we’re producing to mark the end of a year that can totally take a hike. The label says so because we’re choosing to tell it like it is, and we think it’s funny. If you’re offended, consider that we had much more colourful language we could have used instead to convey the sentiment we all feel towards the year that was.
We hope you don’t mind the label, but if you’re not offended by something these days, you’ve been spending 2020 under a rock. Whether it’s cancelled travel plans, lockdown boredom, or alert level confusion, there was a lot to be frustrated with. Bubbles were getting popped, not in a fun way, and we still haven’t got the hang of Zoom.
Even our gin project ran into delays as we pivoted to distilling the one thing we couldn’t even drink – hand sanitiser.
If you had been spending this year under a rock, we’re certainly envious of your blissful ignorance towards the ubiquitous clusterfuck of events that was the year 2020. To say it was tough is an understatement, but we’ve decided to see the silver lining – which is that it’s almost over, so we’re celebrating.
Things are back on track now, and tinkering around in our distillery has lead to some truly great gins if we do say so ourselves. You’ll find distinct and refreshing mandarin aromas, with herbal notes, and no trace of the year 2020. Treat it like a palate cleanser to wash the taste of 2020 out of your mouth, and as liquid inspiration for new year’s resolutions and a better year ahead.
Our advice - when life gives you lemons, make gin and tonics. So here’s to all those lemons that have come your way. Let’s raise a glass to farewell the year that’s raised hell, and make life regret giving you all those lemons.
If comedy is truly tragedy plus time, then put 2020 behind you and see the funny side of this gin label with us.
Very impressive Kiwi,
l’ll to see if l can get myself some Fcuk Off Gin here in Oz.
If l don’t find any, l will be totally fcuked off though.
Bartender...... Fcuk Offs all round!
I will think of you as I down a couple
Almost here.
I want to see a full house tomorrow.
Hope you all have deep pockets!
I want to see a full house tomorrow.
Hope you all have deep pockets!
I'll be coming straight from the beach tomorrow, in teeshirt and shorts. Unfortunately they don't have deep pockets, so can I be excused ?
The flock are flucked!
The Reverend is going out on the sause.
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Dearly Beloveds,
We are gathered here today ...................... to find out where the stash of donations anre church gin has gone!
We are gathered here today ...................... to find out where the stash of donations anre church gin has gone!
