Off Topic Christmas, Boris and hypocrisy ...

Land borders with Italy, Spain and Germany being just three of them.

 

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90% of 100 = 87

 

And we're actively doing things about it to keep it under control.

Here in South Australia you have to scan a QR code at every shop/cafe/pub or other business/area that the public may attend. This info is stored for 28 days and if an outbreak occurs all people who were at a location the infected person was at are contacted and isolated.

All states are shutting borders restricting travel. People infected are moved to a medi hotel until they are cleared.

The outbreak in Sydney was a result of a single person not quarantining as they were supposed to. If governments take it seriously and the people do the right thing it's controllable, especially on an island.

We had a teenage girl test positive after allegedly contracting it by picking up a pizza and the whole state was locked down that day.

Problem that i see in the UK is that too many people don't give a ****. Shut down inter county travel and i'm fairly certain you'd see a reduction in transmission rates.

 

Woke up with dry mouth and hangover, check.
Looks to see if I chatted shìt on forum whilst pìssed, check
Didn't quite get to the @Smug in Boots stage where all the letters get jumbled up when he's pished

 

French population 67 million, English 56 million. 903 deaths for every million in France, 1050 for every million in England. Just to add a bit of balance.
French are ****ing mental though, they'll riot if someone they don't like farts.

 

This. Totally incompetent.
He can’t even ‘get Brexit done’ well and he had no other policies.

 

I'm surprised they haven't rolled the guillotine out for Macron

 

Well this mornings news headlines are full of festive cheer.

Lorries stuck in Kent, countries closing borders to the UK, suggestions of shortages of fresh produce over Christmas and New year, Covid out of control and the new strain in most parts of the UK.

The shops are going to be even worse than usual as people panic buy.

Its a perfect storm of ****

 

THE 12 MONTHS OF BORIS...

January: No need to be alarmed. It's a Chinese bug. We're bloody British.

February: It appears that the Italians can catch it too, but they rolled over to the Nazis in the war so it's to be expected.

March: Errrr, it looks like we can catch it after all. However, there's no need to panic, just stay two metres apart and sing happy birthday whilst washing your hands.

April: We could do with around 60% of you catching it, but you'll probably kill your gran in the process. This is becoming somewhat of a pickle we're in.

May: Yeah, we've totally ****ed it guys. It's spreading quicker than a 5g conspiracy. Stay the **** away from everyone unless you fancy popping out for a McDonald's.

June: You can definitely maybe get away with sitting within a metre of a perfect stranger in the park, but meeting up with a friend will lead to certain death.

July: You may get back in the pub, but only for essential drinks. Feel free to chat bubbles with a random in the smoking area, but leave immediately if you see a member of your family, or face arrest.

August: Eat out to help out! Every single UK citizen simply must rush out to do all the things we've asked you not to do for the last few months. It's your duty, and here's a tenner on us for your efforts.

September: You ghastly, little cretins! Who the **** told you to go out and spread the virus like that again? Have you listened to a bloody word we've said? Don't even come at me with your crocodile tiers, bro.

October: Work from home again unless your place of work has a till.

November: You can go and get your muff waxed and do a bit of Christmas shopping with thousands of others, but attendance restricted pubs, bars and restaurants still pose too much of a risk to mingle in.

December: Christmas is cancelled. See you all again in the new year for more absolute ****ery, you shower of ****s.

 

And a face mask in a pear tree

 

Wetting myself.

 

Stay in
Go out
If you can't stay in don't go out
If you can't go out stay in
Go to work
Don't go to work
Work from home
Do home work
Don't go to others homes
Unless your a tory and its in Durham
Wear a mask
Don't wear a mask
Put your mask on to go to the toilet
Don't go to the toilet
Use a tissue
In out in out
Shake it all about.

 

Working in the construction industry I have been proud this year that the industry has been told time and time again that we can continue to work on site as everyone knows construction sites are the most sanitised places in the UK.....

 

To be fair that's a lot clearer than the official version ....

... if only I can remember if the rule of six is inside, outside, public parks or off licences.

 

I started on this but got bored...

On the first day of COVID my true love gave to me

A pangolin in a cup of tea

On the second day of COVID my true love gave to me

2 fried bats and a pangolin in a cup of tea

On the third day of COVID my true love gave to me

3 Chinese tourists, 2 fried bats and a pangolin in a cup of tea

On the fourth day of COVID my true love gave to me

4 bus tours, 3 Chinese tourists, 2 fried bats and a pangolin in a cup of tea

On the fifth day of COVID my true love gave to me

5 politicians, 4 bus tours, 3 Chinese tourists,

2 fried bats and a pangolin in a cup of tea

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

6 Nightingale hospitals, 5 politicians

4 bus tours, 3 Chinese tourists,

2 fried bats and a pangolin in a cup of tea

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

7 days of lockdown, 6 nightingale hospitals, 5 politicians

4 bus tours, 3 Chinese tourists,

2 fried bats and a pangolin in a cup of tea

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

8 charvers whining, 7 days of lockdown,

6 nightingale hospitals, 5 politicians

4 bus tours, 3 Chinese tourists,

2 fried bats and a pangolin in a cup of tea

 

Tory Press

Daily Heil...Does the prime minister have any idea of what he's doing..

Torygraph....This dismal pattern of promising one thing and delivering another

The Times... The mother of all U Turns


So even the PMs loyal newspapers think he is not up to it!

 

Yes France isn't as bad and its all been clearer here hence the relative calm amongst people who love a protest. It's not like me to defend the French but they've been quite good with all this tbf.

I posted, weeks ago, that I'm expecting civil unrest in the UK around Christmas and still believe it will happen.

Nick Hancock saying the police will keep people in London during Tier 4 is just a joke ...

... we all know people will ignore it, thereby providing the excuse for the next wave of the virus.

 

He wasn't a very popular choice amongst a lot of his fellow Tories either.

 

He'll just ruffle his hair and plough on regardless