hang on lads off to the bogs and no im not banging one off im launching a torpedo on its maiden voyage
by feck lads that brought a tear to my eye, the sewage worker who finds that one will win a few bob from the Guinness book of records, its got to be champion standard
you would need to be wearing 6 rubber helmets and her to have a cornflakes box on her head with a pic of Selma on it to even get a semi