What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

[brb]

Thats what tea is for

Tbf I don't put salt on the bacon just everything else.

I go through a kilo of bacon a week.

I love bacon, but I wouldn't and not even sure I could, eat that much of it.

 

[Spurlock]

Jeez, that would be some serious salt content you would be taking in! Don't it make you thirsty?

That’s what suckin dicks is for

he’s got it covered

 

[Peej]

Bit of a mad breakfast menu that.

Real men have been eating fry ups since the dawn of the frying pan but PJS a bit moist and would prefer some mashed avocado's topped with peanut sprinkles, and a glass of kale juice to wash it down

Inspired by that plate of fried ****e I opened up the fridge to see what I could cook with my eyes closed in the deep fat frier

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2 x a thick cut, dry cured Local bacon, Tesco free range eggs and a toasted slice and a squirt of HP.

displayed on a unicorn plate, why not, looks better than Suckys ****e

 

[Sucky]

I love bacon, but I wouldn't and not even sure I could, eat that much of it.

Easy done if you have it for breakfast most days. The mrs helps like don't forget

 

[Sucky]

Inspired by that plate of fried ****e I opened up the fridge to see what I could cook with my eyes closed in the deep fat frier

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2 x a thick cut, dry cured Local bacon, Tesco free range eggs and a toasted slice and a squirt of HP.

displayed on a unicorn plate, why not, looks better than Suckys ****e

Dont lie that your kids brekky.

2 rashers of bacon served on a unicorn

You must be stuffed bruv

 

[Spurlock]

Bassong got that competitive edge

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Don’t mind avocado, not a big lover of it like. I do love a spicy guacamole tho.

Soz lads been out in the garden burning stuff.

 

[Peej]

Dont lie that your kids brekky.

2 rashers of bacon served on a unicorn

You must be stuffed bruv

Was my lunch, she will go mad later when she sees her plate is dirty.
Didn’t have any other ****e I could fry, I enjoy the odd meal that has vitamins in.

 

[Sucky]

Was my lunch, she will go mad later when she sees her plate is dirty.
Didn’t have any other ****e I could fry, I enjoy the odd meal that has vitamins in.

If my mrs brought me that much food for lunch I'd be scraping her plate onto mine and chucking her a pot noodle.

 

[Spurlock]

If my mrs brought me that much food for lunch I'd be scraping her plate onto mine and chucking her a pot noodle.

you must love her

I wouldn’t even give her that

 

[Sucky]

you must love her

I wouldn’t even give her that

It comes with a chop to the throat

Thats why you chuck it above head height

 

[Spurlock]

It comes with a chop to the throat

Thats why you chuck it above head height

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[Peej]

If my mrs brought me that much food for lunch I'd be scraping her plate onto mine and chucking her a pot noodle.

you ****ing liar, you would put the pot noodle on top.

 

[Peej]

It comes with a chop to the throat

Thats why you chuck it above head height

the old creased windpipe!

 

[Sucky]

you ****ing liar, you would put the pot noodle on top.

I cant even take you seriously as a man anymore after that care bear breakfast you just put up.

 

[Peej]

I cant even take you seriously as a man anymore after that care bear breakfast you just put up.

lunch, with real bacon, not pig trimmings. I hear that you are so tight you only breath in

 

[Sucky]

lunch, with real bacon, not pig trimmings. I hear that you are so tight you only breath in

I hear you learned to cook from the borrowers

 

[Peej]

I hear you learned to cook from the borrowers

Wouldn’t want to borrow bacon trimmings from you brah!

 

[Sucky]

Wouldn’t want to borrow bacon trimmings from you brah!

Yeh probably too much food for your tiny tots stomach to handle tbh

 

[Spurlock]

Curry Wednesday

time to get the pot on