What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

I love bacon, but I wouldn't and not even sure I could, eat that much of it.

 

That’s what suckin dicks is for

he’s got it covered

 

Inspired by that plate of fried ****e I opened up the fridge to see what I could cook with my eyes closed in the deep fat frier



2 x a thick cut, dry cured Local bacon, Tesco free range eggs and a toasted slice and a squirt of HP.

displayed on a unicorn plate, why not, looks better than Suckys ****e

 

Easy done if you have it for breakfast most days. The mrs helps like don't forget

 

Dont lie that your kids brekky.

2 rashers of bacon served on a unicorn

You must be stuffed bruv

 

Bassong got that competitive edge

 

Don’t mind avocado, not a big lover of it like. I do love a spicy guacamole tho.

Soz lads been out in the garden burning stuff.

 

Was my lunch, she will go mad later when she sees her plate is dirty.
Didn’t have any other ****e I could fry, I enjoy the odd meal that has vitamins in.

 

If my mrs brought me that much food for lunch I'd be scraping her plate onto mine and chucking her a pot noodle.

 

you must love her

I wouldn’t even give her that

 

It comes with a chop to the throat

Thats why you chuck it above head height

 

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you ****ing liar, you would put the pot noodle on top.

 

the old creased windpipe!

 

I cant even take you seriously as a man anymore after that care bear breakfast you just put up.

 

lunch, with real bacon, not pig trimmings. I hear that you are so tight you only breath in

 

I hear you learned to cook from the borrowers

 

Wouldn’t want to borrow bacon trimmings from you brah!

 

Yeh probably too much food for your tiny tots stomach to handle tbh

 

Curry Wednesday

time to get the pot on