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well that’s 5 min off my life that I will never get back!!! I was hoping for an explosive ending!!!

5 minutes well spent in my opinion.


I'm gonna transcribe it into a Sammy Beckett Theatre of the Absurd type masterpiece.

It's not gonna take much editing.


It's a perfect piece of absurdist theatre, attacking a nonsensical situation from two positions of equal ridiculousness, before ultimately ending up back at exactly where you started.


In fact, put a tramp who never turns up into the script and it can't fail.




I'm gonna have a West End hit on my plate when the theatres reopen.


What are you gonna have?




I'm seeing the existential absurdities of the human condition whilst you're just seeing the reflections in my eyes.
 
If anyone wants to donate to help replace the computer that Karl Dean needs to speak, and keep being able to get to pub with mates with, that the ****ing scumbag lowlife that deliberately tipped him out of his wheelchair in a ****ing despicable assault broke a few days ago (someone has been nicked...hopefully the right scumbag) then fill your boots here
Time to prove that the ****ing ****er that did it is not representative of this great City
https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/karldean
 
If anyone wants to donate to help replace the computer that Karl Dean needs to speak, and keep being able to get to pub with mates with, that the ****ing scumbag lowlife that deliberately tipped him out of his wheelchair in a ****ing despicable assault broke a few days ago (someone has been nicked...hopefully the right scumbag) then fill your boots here
Time to prove that the ****ing ****er that did it is not representative of this great City
https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/karldean
No idea who the victim is- But what ****ish behaviour. I will certainly make a donation tomorrow. ****ers!!
 
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If anyone wants to donate to help replace the computer that Karl Dean needs to speak, and keep being able to get to pub with mates with, that the ****ing scumbag lowlife that deliberately tipped him out of his wheelchair in a ****ing despicable assault broke a few days ago (someone has been nicked...hopefully the right scumbag) then fill your boots here
Time to prove that the ****ing ****er that did it is not representative of this great City
https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/karldean
Aah stop the world, I want to get off. Whoever did this really really needs paying back. ****ing pond life ****s!