5 minutes well spent in my opinion. I'm gonna transcribe it into a Sammy Beckett Theatre of the Absurd type masterpiece. It's not gonna take much editing. It's a perfect piece of absurdist theatre, attacking a nonsensical situation from two positions of equal ridiculousness, before ultimately ending up back at exactly where you started. In fact, put a tramp who never turns up into the script and it can't fail. I'm gonna have a West End hit on my plate when the theatres reopen. What are you gonna have? I'm seeing the existential absurdities of the human condition whilst you're just seeing the reflections in my eyes.
Sarah Harding of Girls Aloud is battling breast cancer and it’s spread to other parts of her body. Awful news. Hope she pulls through
Brilliant story, a five your old boy saw his mum fall into a diabetic coma and saved her life, by calling the number on the side of his toy ambulance. please log in to view this image
If anyone wants to donate to help replace the computer that Karl Dean needs to speak, and keep being able to get to pub with mates with, that the ****ing scumbag lowlife that deliberately tipped him out of his wheelchair in a ****ing despicable assault broke a few days ago (someone has been nicked...hopefully the right scumbag) then fill your boots here Time to prove that the ****ing ****er that did it is not representative of this great City https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/karldean
No idea who the victim is- But what ****ish behaviour. I will certainly make a donation tomorrow. ****ers!!
Aah stop the world, I want to get off. Whoever did this really really needs paying back. ****ing pond life ****s!
