please log in to view this image Police in Dundee are guarding the statue of Desperate Dan amid reports that a mob of angry vegans tried to tear it down last night but didn’t have the energy.
Don't fall for the 'Deep-fry your money in batter' investment scam - that's how I frittered away all my savings.
I just told my new girlfriend that I suffer from premature ejaculation... Fair play to her though she took it on the chin.
There was panic at last year’s Paranoid Schizophrenia Association annual pantomime, when someone from the audience shouted “he’s behind you”.
