I used to frequent a pub that played very loud bagpipe music after drinking up time. I like bagpipes, but this was piercingly loud. People used to be out of there double quick.To quote a naval office at the time - "Her songs were chosen by the security team because they thought the pirates would hate them most. These guys can't stand western culture or music, making Britney's hits perfect. As soon as the pirates get a blast of Britney, they move on as quickly as they can." Apparently it worked too...
Over to you.

