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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Sooperhoop, Feb 8, 2020.

  1. Star of David Bardsley

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    The Prime Minister was happy enough in a speech to declare that doing nothing while other countries locked down was an economic opportunity. His advisor is a eugenicist.

    You and Col can live in denial if you like.
     
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    Not denial Watford. I have said the government has made mistakes but not as many or as bad as you keep telling us. Seriously mate every day you come out with something new and negative (straight from the press). Sometimes in these weird times, just sometimes there is a bit of positivity and today many medical bods were happier than yesterday.
     
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    On a happier note....

    IMG-20200423-WA0043.jpg
     
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  4. bobmid

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    That wasnt me!
     
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  5. bobmid

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    I think the death rate will go up voluntarily if I have to hear 'just 2 quick questions' from Peston again!!!
     
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  6. bobmid

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    Have I said that diazepam is the politician cockmatt hand yet?
     
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    Hmmm I'm sure some of the relatives of the poor souls who have passed away may disagree, especially the front line staff with piss poor protection. 23rd april and we are just starting planning on contact tracing, still not sorted PPE out, millions left with no jobs or income. Fed daily bullshit. The only positive is that surely they cant get any worse!
     
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    Party at Jeff's when this is all over ! Woohoo
     
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    Have you watched any of the "daily bullshit" Bob?
     
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    In today's update from the colonies

    1 more death connected to the rest home
    New death total is 17
    10 from the rest home

    5 newcases
    1456 in total

    8 in hospital
    1 in icu
     
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    Not so in my colony, Kiwi

    Canada

    Confirmed 42,110
    Recovered 14,761
    Deaths 2,147

    Personally, and right now, Mrs Maple and I are feeling okay but we realize that could all change at the drop of a hat
     
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    Did I mention that we’ve leaped ahead of Kazakhstan in the testing table? Glad to bring some positive news to the thread.
     
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    Yes, I've been learning how to make graphs that have little to no relevance. I notice theyve realised people cottoned on and since changed them.
     
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  14. bobmid

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    A bit more positive news.....the cat brought a rabbit home this morning.
     
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    Woo-hoo
    Rabbit pie
     
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    Will leave it for the red kites. They knock a mean pie up.
     
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    Get the cat to catch some red kites
    Then it's
    Woo-hoo
    Red kite pie as well as rabbit pie

    The cat obviously wants you to stay at home
     
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    Good idea. I've only 3 days of work left anyway kiwi. Plaster shortage!
     
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    Typical
    I remember a shortage of cement about 20 years ago
    We used to use tonnes of it with about 15 gangs laying paving slabs
    Used to spend ages running around collecting bags of it from different suppliers
    Best part was I didn't have to carry to many 50kg bags for a while
     
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    I've tried every and anywhere, no joy. Some folk who do have some are selling for absolutely stupid money!
     
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