The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

[HendyMMA]

Just tried to post an apology, but the quad froze. I'm bang out of order. It's been a bad week fot The Hammerhead, but religion should never be brought into it. I apologise to you and anyone else who was offended. It's not my style, but it was wrong. Sorry

lol

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

lol

Thanks for your mirth at my impending unemployment. You lot will have a field day.

 

[HendyMMA]

Thanks for your mirth at my impending unemployment. You lot will have a field day.

All good

 

[UIR - Kagawa Powa]

That's about as constructive as my original comment. See my apology. Leave the 'cum slut' out, and you've got it nearly right.

if you genuinely did lose your job man I hope you find work soon. Good luck man.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

All good

Pushing it, you Irish slag

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

if you genuinely did lose your job man I hope you find work soon. Good luck man.

Thanks 18.

It's in the balance at the minute, but I hope I'll be OK. It was ny eldest daughter's 21st last Wednesday and it's cost me an arm and a leg - she's worth it though.

 

[BCR]

By the way, what is going on with EMF? If you are goin to hide trying to not be KPR anymore, why would you go back to doing the same ****? I see Jezz is hanging around, what do you think of the Italian league goalfest the past two weekends?? I guess Catanaccio is out the door?

 

[BCR]

Thanks 18.

It's in the balance at the minute, but I hope I'll be OK. It was ny eldest daughter's 21st last Wednesday and it's cost me an arm and a leg - she's worth it though.

Your eldest is 21? F*** I could be your kid too, as Sky would say

 

[HendyMMA]

All good

Pushing it, you Irish slag

I aint Irish but i wouldnt wish any1 to lose their job so sorry to hear fellow Doucheplum

 

[tunns®]

21 year old daughter, you must be about my age!

hope the job holds out .... jizz face (that's joke btw) good luck anyway, hate people losing work. really bugs me

 

[Skylarker]

Thanks 18.

It's in the balance at the minute, but I hope I'll be OK. It was ny eldest daughter's 21st last Wednesday and it's cost me an arm and a leg - she's worth it though.

Just give her me for a present (for one night only). I wont charge as you're a mate and I'll guarantee she'll get a lot of pleasure from it

 

[Skylarker]

Thanks for your mirth at my impending unemployment. You lot will have a field day.

If you didn't spend all day on here you might still have a ****ing job.

P.S. I'll give you a job...Interested?

 

[Swarbs]

It's in the balance at the minute, but I hope I'll be OK. It was ny eldest daughter's 21st last Wednesday and it's cost me an arm and a leg - she's worth it though.

Surely the disability benefit will cover it then?

P.S. I'll give you a job...Interested?

Hand or blow?

 

[Skylarker]

Surely the disability benefit will cover it then?



Hand or blow?

You mean his pension


Either

 

[UIR - Kagawa Powa]

Who thinks SKY enjoys a bit of pegging once in a while?

 

[Skylarker]

Nothing like waking up on a Sunday morning with a good old pegging

 

[Bloody Wanker]

pegging?

Some age old terminology?

 

[Skylarker]

pegging?

Some age old terminology?

Getting your Mrs to **** you up the arse with a strap-on

 

[HRH Custard VC]

pegging?

Some age old terminology?

and how big a strap on?

 

[Bloody Wanker]

Getting your Mrs to **** you up the arse with a strap-on

Ohhhh.

That was fun.