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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    RHC ****ed you up the arse with a strap on? Didn't think she had it in her...
     
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    Swarbs, Sep 23, 2011
  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I spiked her with an E and half a gram of coke <ok>

    Worked a treat.
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 23, 2011
  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    #5983
    Skylarker, Sep 23, 2011
  4. Ze

    Ze Well-Known Member

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    #6000
     
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    Ze, Sep 23, 2011
  5. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    6001 :)
     
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    KingEric07., Sep 23, 2011
  6. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    #6003-1
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Sep 23, 2011
  7. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    One day this thread will be President of USACAM ( United States of America Canada and Mexico )
     
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    UIR - Kagawa Powa, Sep 23, 2011
  8. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Whoever started this thread is a complete **** <ok>
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 23, 2011
  9. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Not for a long, long time though.

    Lets say next time Liverpool win the league <ok>
     
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    KingEric07., Sep 23, 2011
  10. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    So next year then?
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Sep 23, 2011

  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Or when KingEric loses his virginity.
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 23, 2011
  12. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    sssshhhh Liverpool fans never say that remember PMK
     
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    KingEric07., Sep 23, 2011
  13. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    But it's not president yet whereas your sister helped me out with the 'virginity' thing.

    Best be getting a paternity test on my 3 kids then :)
     
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    KingEric07., Sep 23, 2011
  14. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    She's still a virgin mate!

    They're probably mine, so not a bad idea to be honest <ok>
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 23, 2011
  15. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    The local 2 bit whores USP.
     
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    UIR - Kagawa Powa, Sep 23, 2011
  16. Depay Sound

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    That explains why they're so ****ing ugly, or do they get that from their mother?
     
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    Depay Sound, Sep 23, 2011
  17. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Oi.

    Take the piss out of the scousers not the mrs !
     
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    KingEric07., Sep 23, 2011
  18. Depay Sound

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    I just took the piss out of your Mrs, Skylarker and your kids all in one. BAM!
     
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    Depay Sound, Sep 23, 2011
  19. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    I'm sure that's what she tells you, and you just believed her. My sister said the same thing, but then I got drunk and read her diary. Seriously who the **** calls someone a spaghetti queef?
     
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    Manobear, Sep 23, 2011
  20. Lucaaas

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    #6000
    Lucaaas, Sep 24, 2011
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